Ellie
Indian People's Democratic Federal Republic
- Sep 4, 2018
- 804
The newly elected Prime Minister of the Canadian Federation, Jacob Henderson, would take the stage. The man looked aggressive with the large black leather eye patch that replaced the hole where his left eye used to be residing before it was evicted by the bullet of a Avtomat Kalashnikova during the terrorist attack in the midst of the Ontario speeches in Toronto. The man’s beard was graying and rough, adding to Henderson’s hostile appearance. And his last remaining eye delivered a primal glare of pure hatred, the look that a man only gave once he had been pushed over the edge - there was no turning back for Jacob Henderson.
The man dug his nails into the wooden podium seeing that the painkillers failed to kick in, only fueling the man’s enmity towards those that have caused he and his family unjustifiable harm. Canadians from sea to sea watched their televisions closely and those lucky enough to be physically present opened up their ears to hear how their new leader would save them and Canada herself from any further harm.
A large flag, unknown to all of the Canadian public but resembling an alternative of Canada’s current flag, is hung behind the man waving in the wind. The flag of the newly created ‘Canadian Brotherhood’.
”My fellow brothers and sisters,” began his speech, ”I would like to congratulate all of you for taking the first step towards a Canada for Canadians and a golden age for our country. The civil war was horrible and bloody, but it was proof of the tyranny and corruption within the Liberal Party of Canada. With them finally out of power, we can move forward in establishing our place in North America and across the world. The Nationalist’s government reform will begin by combining our party with the other Nationalist and right-winged movements of Canada, with this being said, the Canadian Nationalist Party is no more and in its place is the beginning of the ‘Canadian Brotherhood’. The Canadian Brotherhood will do whatever is within their power to better the life of all Canadian people from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the northern waters of the Arctic, no Canadian shall be left behind.”
”The Brotherhood’s first reforms will begin with our economy; nationalizing the Bank of Canada. We will subsidize and protect, through the use of tariffs, key industries, such as lumber and oil, that are unique to Canada’s natural resources. We will repeal the Canadian Competition Act to allow for cost-effective mergers to take place. Establish a national labor force to deal with unemployment, develop infrastructure, and contribute to public works projects. Establish a wealth distribution policy that either results in increased pensions or the establishment of a national/citizens dividend. And lastly, for economic reforms, we will provide tax relief and offer higher interest business savings accounts for investors and businessmen based on percentage of Canadian employees, percentage of wealth in Canadian banks, and the extent to which they engage in with Canadian businesses.”
”The Brotherhood’s second reforms will be that of immigration; No longer will Canada accept refugees. We will also activate a period of limited immigration, of no more than twenty thousand immigrants a year, which will allow the Canadian government to reduce its current backlog of deportees and ease the burden on our social services due to abnormal levels of immigration. To continue; the Brotherhood will declare the entire US-Canadian border an official point of entry, thereby closing the legal loophole of the Safe Third Country Agreement. The Brotherhood will deport border-crossing immigrants who have arrived illegally since the Liberal’s rise in power in 2008. The Brotherhood will reinstate the Immigration Act of 1952, giving discretionary powers to the federal cabinet on immigration suitability based on a number of factors. We will raise citizenship standards. Any immigrant who has been convicted of terrorism will be immediately trialed and sent to prison, once their sentence is finished, these convicted terrorists will be deported back to their country of origin. Those convicted of a criminal offense who have immigrated since in 2000 will also be deported once their sentence is finished. As for any future immigrant or immigrant of today; any criminal activity committed within the first twelve years of their immigration will enact an immediate deportation after their sentence has been served. Lastly, for immigration reforms, the Brotherhood will Limit the Temporary Foreign Workers Program to 100,000 eligible individuals annually.”
”The next Brotherhood reform will be that of healthcare; Public fluoridation of municipal water supply has found to hold no positive correlations on health. Until further research is done, water fluoridation must be discontinued in all Canadian cities. Lastly, Physician-Assisted Suicide, or PAS, will be legal through Canada; no Canadian should be refused the right to end their own suffering.”
”As for infrastructure, the Brotherhood already have plans in building a Hudson Bay pipeline that will not only create hundreds of jobs for Canadians but will also boost our economy. Education is also another topic which the Brotherhood cares deeply about; post-secondary institutions are first-and-foremost academic institutions, not commercial institutions. Therefore, a cap will be implemented on semester tuition rates at all post-secondary institutions to protect the youth of our nation from excessive student loan debt.”
”As for governmental reforms; the Brotherhood will allow only third-generation Canadians from participating in Provincial and Federal political occupations. As for those who carry dual-citizenship will be refused from carrying any political employment. Reforms will continue with an amendment being made to the Indian Act which allows aboriginal ownership of all land held in federal Crown trusts. The government should never incentivize hiring based on identity, but rather allow employers to hire the most qualified candidates. Currently, the Employment Equity Act encourages businesses to hire citizens who identify as minority, female, or aboriginal. In order to ensure hiring practices are fair for all citizens, it must be repealed. The Brotherhood will continue its reforms by giving citizens who have been both born on the soil and married within the last five years an eligibility for a marriage loan. For each common child between these newlywed couples, 20% of the loan will be forgiven. If a couple has 5 common children, the entirety of the loan will be forgiven. The total amount of the loan available will fluctuate on an annual basis depending on a number of factors designed to promote healthy birth rates among the population. Lastly, the laughable Anti-Islamophobia motion 103 that was signed by the Liberals last year, must be revoked and the right for Canadians to critique any political or religious doctrine must be protected.”
”Cultural reforms will follow suit. The Official Multiculturalism Act of 1988 must be repealed and replaced with legislation that recognizes our anglophone and francophone heritage, it is not Canada’s duty to protect the culture of non-Canadian ancestors. To continue, when rendering and receiving civil service, such as voting in an election, it is customary in the Western World to reveal one’s face. This is important for both identification, communication, and safety purposes. Therefore, full-veil face coverings, such as the burka, will be banned in Canada anywhere except for private owning and religious sectors. The Canadian Brotherhood will also move forward with the Liberal’s false promise of decriminalizing marijuana. The public taxpayer should not be required to finance street-level displays of homosexuality or of any other ‘pride parade’-type of activities, which means that in the future these types of celebrations will no longer be funded by the Canadian Government.”
”Canadian Laws will be the next step in the Brotherhood’s reformation. The regulations around firearms in Canada require an overhaul. The Brotherhood will begin reforming firearms laws by: Legalizing concealed-carry for citizens possessing a valid Possession & Acquisition License, we will classify firearms based on the function of the weapon and not appearance. The Brotherhood will permit extended magazines and suppressors for firearms, and lastly introduce Castle Doctrine & stand-your-ground laws. Ultimately, law-abiding citizens who have demonstrated proficiency in responsibly handling firearms should enjoy the ability to possess and acquire without being harassed by the government. The Firearms Act must treat the ability to defend oneself as a right, not a privilege, while preventing criminals from obtaining firearms.”
”Canadian taxes will also be reformed, slightly. The Brotherhood will immediately abolish the Carbon Tax. We will also lower small business taxation to nine percent in order to encourage entrepreneurship and new job creation.”
”The Canadian military will be the next subject to reform. To modernize the Canadian military along with properly protecting our borders and citizens, the funding for the Royal Canadian Armed Forces, the Royal Canadian Air Force, and the Royal Canadian Navy will be increased by a great percentage. As for our Canadian veterans; No Canadian Left Behind. All of our veterans, whether old or young will be given a pension for retirement. They fought and killed for our country and our people and no longer shall we toss them aside like used rags.”
”Lastly, for our laws, the Brotherhood has but one reform; capital punishment. This law should be reinstated for the crimes of treason, terrorism, espionage, and pedophilia. Those who are accused of murder will remain serving life in prison.”
Henderson looked up from his paper and straight into the lens of one of the many cameras. ”But this is for Canada itself; as for those on the global scale, keep in mind that Canada will no longer be taken advantage of. For too long have we played ‘pretend’, pretend that this world is perfect as long as we played nice, to pretend that men are not evil creatures. For too long have we been taken advantage of, for too long have we welcomed people into our homes with open arms only for them to spit on our name, rape our women, kill our children, and destroy our cities. For too long has the Canadian giant slept. Well no more! No more shall we be taken advantage of! No more shall we sit aside while we our beautiful name is dragged through the dirt because we decided to take a stand against the so called ‘globalists’! The Canadian people have made a choice and the Canadian giant will finally awake from its long slumber.”
”With this in mind; any future attack to Canada or her people, whether on its soil or abroad will be seen as an act of aggression and Canada will respond accordingly. No more shall we shy away from war.”
”Long live Canada and her people!”
The man dug his nails into the wooden podium seeing that the painkillers failed to kick in, only fueling the man’s enmity towards those that have caused he and his family unjustifiable harm. Canadians from sea to sea watched their televisions closely and those lucky enough to be physically present opened up their ears to hear how their new leader would save them and Canada herself from any further harm.
A large flag, unknown to all of the Canadian public but resembling an alternative of Canada’s current flag, is hung behind the man waving in the wind. The flag of the newly created ‘Canadian Brotherhood’.
”My fellow brothers and sisters,” began his speech, ”I would like to congratulate all of you for taking the first step towards a Canada for Canadians and a golden age for our country. The civil war was horrible and bloody, but it was proof of the tyranny and corruption within the Liberal Party of Canada. With them finally out of power, we can move forward in establishing our place in North America and across the world. The Nationalist’s government reform will begin by combining our party with the other Nationalist and right-winged movements of Canada, with this being said, the Canadian Nationalist Party is no more and in its place is the beginning of the ‘Canadian Brotherhood’. The Canadian Brotherhood will do whatever is within their power to better the life of all Canadian people from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the northern waters of the Arctic, no Canadian shall be left behind.”
”The Brotherhood’s first reforms will begin with our economy; nationalizing the Bank of Canada. We will subsidize and protect, through the use of tariffs, key industries, such as lumber and oil, that are unique to Canada’s natural resources. We will repeal the Canadian Competition Act to allow for cost-effective mergers to take place. Establish a national labor force to deal with unemployment, develop infrastructure, and contribute to public works projects. Establish a wealth distribution policy that either results in increased pensions or the establishment of a national/citizens dividend. And lastly, for economic reforms, we will provide tax relief and offer higher interest business savings accounts for investors and businessmen based on percentage of Canadian employees, percentage of wealth in Canadian banks, and the extent to which they engage in with Canadian businesses.”
”The Brotherhood’s second reforms will be that of immigration; No longer will Canada accept refugees. We will also activate a period of limited immigration, of no more than twenty thousand immigrants a year, which will allow the Canadian government to reduce its current backlog of deportees and ease the burden on our social services due to abnormal levels of immigration. To continue; the Brotherhood will declare the entire US-Canadian border an official point of entry, thereby closing the legal loophole of the Safe Third Country Agreement. The Brotherhood will deport border-crossing immigrants who have arrived illegally since the Liberal’s rise in power in 2008. The Brotherhood will reinstate the Immigration Act of 1952, giving discretionary powers to the federal cabinet on immigration suitability based on a number of factors. We will raise citizenship standards. Any immigrant who has been convicted of terrorism will be immediately trialed and sent to prison, once their sentence is finished, these convicted terrorists will be deported back to their country of origin. Those convicted of a criminal offense who have immigrated since in 2000 will also be deported once their sentence is finished. As for any future immigrant or immigrant of today; any criminal activity committed within the first twelve years of their immigration will enact an immediate deportation after their sentence has been served. Lastly, for immigration reforms, the Brotherhood will Limit the Temporary Foreign Workers Program to 100,000 eligible individuals annually.”
”The next Brotherhood reform will be that of healthcare; Public fluoridation of municipal water supply has found to hold no positive correlations on health. Until further research is done, water fluoridation must be discontinued in all Canadian cities. Lastly, Physician-Assisted Suicide, or PAS, will be legal through Canada; no Canadian should be refused the right to end their own suffering.”
”As for infrastructure, the Brotherhood already have plans in building a Hudson Bay pipeline that will not only create hundreds of jobs for Canadians but will also boost our economy. Education is also another topic which the Brotherhood cares deeply about; post-secondary institutions are first-and-foremost academic institutions, not commercial institutions. Therefore, a cap will be implemented on semester tuition rates at all post-secondary institutions to protect the youth of our nation from excessive student loan debt.”
”As for governmental reforms; the Brotherhood will allow only third-generation Canadians from participating in Provincial and Federal political occupations. As for those who carry dual-citizenship will be refused from carrying any political employment. Reforms will continue with an amendment being made to the Indian Act which allows aboriginal ownership of all land held in federal Crown trusts. The government should never incentivize hiring based on identity, but rather allow employers to hire the most qualified candidates. Currently, the Employment Equity Act encourages businesses to hire citizens who identify as minority, female, or aboriginal. In order to ensure hiring practices are fair for all citizens, it must be repealed. The Brotherhood will continue its reforms by giving citizens who have been both born on the soil and married within the last five years an eligibility for a marriage loan. For each common child between these newlywed couples, 20% of the loan will be forgiven. If a couple has 5 common children, the entirety of the loan will be forgiven. The total amount of the loan available will fluctuate on an annual basis depending on a number of factors designed to promote healthy birth rates among the population. Lastly, the laughable Anti-Islamophobia motion 103 that was signed by the Liberals last year, must be revoked and the right for Canadians to critique any political or religious doctrine must be protected.”
”Cultural reforms will follow suit. The Official Multiculturalism Act of 1988 must be repealed and replaced with legislation that recognizes our anglophone and francophone heritage, it is not Canada’s duty to protect the culture of non-Canadian ancestors. To continue, when rendering and receiving civil service, such as voting in an election, it is customary in the Western World to reveal one’s face. This is important for both identification, communication, and safety purposes. Therefore, full-veil face coverings, such as the burka, will be banned in Canada anywhere except for private owning and religious sectors. The Canadian Brotherhood will also move forward with the Liberal’s false promise of decriminalizing marijuana. The public taxpayer should not be required to finance street-level displays of homosexuality or of any other ‘pride parade’-type of activities, which means that in the future these types of celebrations will no longer be funded by the Canadian Government.”
”Canadian Laws will be the next step in the Brotherhood’s reformation. The regulations around firearms in Canada require an overhaul. The Brotherhood will begin reforming firearms laws by: Legalizing concealed-carry for citizens possessing a valid Possession & Acquisition License, we will classify firearms based on the function of the weapon and not appearance. The Brotherhood will permit extended magazines and suppressors for firearms, and lastly introduce Castle Doctrine & stand-your-ground laws. Ultimately, law-abiding citizens who have demonstrated proficiency in responsibly handling firearms should enjoy the ability to possess and acquire without being harassed by the government. The Firearms Act must treat the ability to defend oneself as a right, not a privilege, while preventing criminals from obtaining firearms.”
”Canadian taxes will also be reformed, slightly. The Brotherhood will immediately abolish the Carbon Tax. We will also lower small business taxation to nine percent in order to encourage entrepreneurship and new job creation.”
”The Canadian military will be the next subject to reform. To modernize the Canadian military along with properly protecting our borders and citizens, the funding for the Royal Canadian Armed Forces, the Royal Canadian Air Force, and the Royal Canadian Navy will be increased by a great percentage. As for our Canadian veterans; No Canadian Left Behind. All of our veterans, whether old or young will be given a pension for retirement. They fought and killed for our country and our people and no longer shall we toss them aside like used rags.”
”Lastly, for our laws, the Brotherhood has but one reform; capital punishment. This law should be reinstated for the crimes of treason, terrorism, espionage, and pedophilia. Those who are accused of murder will remain serving life in prison.”
Henderson looked up from his paper and straight into the lens of one of the many cameras. ”But this is for Canada itself; as for those on the global scale, keep in mind that Canada will no longer be taken advantage of. For too long have we played ‘pretend’, pretend that this world is perfect as long as we played nice, to pretend that men are not evil creatures. For too long have we been taken advantage of, for too long have we welcomed people into our homes with open arms only for them to spit on our name, rape our women, kill our children, and destroy our cities. For too long has the Canadian giant slept. Well no more! No more shall we be taken advantage of! No more shall we sit aside while we our beautiful name is dragged through the dirt because we decided to take a stand against the so called ‘globalists’! The Canadian people have made a choice and the Canadian giant will finally awake from its long slumber.”
”With this in mind; any future attack to Canada or her people, whether on its soil or abroad will be seen as an act of aggression and Canada will respond accordingly. No more shall we shy away from war.”
”Long live Canada and her people!”
