Alexander
GA Member
- Oct 11, 2023
- 178
Empire de France
Château de Versailles
To: Lawrence Adams, Prime Minister, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Classification: Top Secret
Subject: Illegal Canadian Declaration of War
Your Excellency,
Please forgive me for reaching out to you so directly, but the topic has a level of urgency that has left us with no choice.
As you undoubtedly know the Kingdom of Canada has launched an attack on the Empire of France, it has done so under the claim that the Empire of France was directly responsible. Our own investigation into this matter has unveiled that not only did the Empire of France have no direct involvement in the shipment, the shipment occurred half a decade ago, had no involvement of any previous government and was immediately seized by the Canadians after it arrived.
As one of the longest standing and most reliable world powers, the United Kingdom has built up an incredible and impressive reputation as a honest arbiter of international affairs. We know that what we say is the truth, but we also know that only a proper investigation by an investigator without skin in the game can be trusted by the world at large. It is because of this that we place our trust in you, the United States, and the Kingdom of Poland directly, the other two countries will receive similar messages.
We are willing to open our borders unconditionally to either an ICJ group or an independent coalition of international neutral parties to perform an investigation. As part of this investigation we would give you full unredacted access to our records and allow your agencies to perform forensics to verify that they have not been tampered with. We would also let you interrogate the suspects arrested in today's raid.
The only thing we ask is that you convince the Canadian government to stand down until such an investigation is concluded. The people of our American territories are as French as anywhere else, they identify with the French state and will not under any condition accept foreign subjugation. I fear that if Canada does not stand down pending an international investigation a humanitarian disaster of unprecedented scale is about to occur that will cost the lives of thousands. We do not ask that you force the Canadians to the negotiating table, we beg that you help to keep innocent people from dying at the hands of their soldiers. A ceasefire until the investigation is concluded should not endanger Canadian security in any way.
If you wish to discuss anything in this message in more detail I would be happy to talk to you directly over phone. I have attached the official findings of our investigation translated into English to this message.
Sincerely,
Impératrice Thérèse,
Impératrice des Français
Jamie