- Jul 12, 2018
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Krone Kapital Investments is guaranteed by the full faith and credit of the Kingdom of Norway
Krone Kapital is an independent company that offers professional Investment Services as
well as fair Loans for wise governments and corporations.
We take privacy seriously.
INVESTMENT SERVICES
CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT
RISK FREE INVESTMENT
Certificates of Deposit (CDs) are a guaranteed way for anyone to make money. The investor issues Krone Kapital a specified amount of money for a certain amount of time (exemplified below) and in return, Krone Kapital issues a CD to the investor. After the period of time has expired, Krone Kapital returns the funds in a lump sum, plus profits (exemplified below).
Krone Kapital is offering the following CDs in limited quantities:
Number of Available: 1
Investor Issued Funds: $2,000,000,000
Time Period: 6 Tax Periods
Funds Returned to Investor: $2,600,000,000 (30% Return)
Payment Option: Lump Sum upon CD Maturity
1. The investor shall issue the money stated under this option to Krone Kapital in one lump sum.
1A. The investor understands and accepts that this money and its profits shall not be available to them in any capacity until the CD has matured.
1B. The CD will mature after the number of tax periods specified under that option (+72 hours) have passed by.
2. Krone Kapital will issue the original funds plus the specified profits advertised under the option as a lump sum once the CD has matured. Krone Kapital may issue the investor's original funds and profits earlier if they so wish.
3. The investor may sell their CD, in whole, to a company or country so long as the purchasing entity is not at war or directly hostile to the Kingdom of Norway; under such a sale which fits these conditions, the new owner of the CD will become the new "investor" and the old investor shall lose all rights and payments originally owed to them.
3A. The investor must inform Krone Kapital, in secure electronic writing, that they are selling their CD to a country or company before the transaction takes place; otherwise, Krone Kapital may not recognize the transaction and thus issue the funds and all associated profits to the original owner.
3B. If the investor sells their CD to a company or country that is at war or directly hostile to the Kingdom of Norway, then the funds and associated profits of this CD shall be the property of Krone Kapital.
3C. The investor must inform any purchaser of these terms and conditions before selling the CD to them.
4. The investor may request to have their CD mature early; however, Krone Kapital does not have to oblige this request, and if Krone Kapital does oblige the request then they reserve the right to alter the profits issued all the way down to 0% (meaning that the investor would only get their original investor back).
5. If the investor - as a government - collapses, Krone Kapital may keep the originally invested funds plus all associated profits.
5A. If the investor - as a company or other entity - ceases to exist, Krone Kapital may keep the originally invested funds plus all associated profits.
1A. The investor understands and accepts that this money and its profits shall not be available to them in any capacity until the CD has matured.
1B. The CD will mature after the number of tax periods specified under that option (+72 hours) have passed by.
2. Krone Kapital will issue the original funds plus the specified profits advertised under the option as a lump sum once the CD has matured. Krone Kapital may issue the investor's original funds and profits earlier if they so wish.
3. The investor may sell their CD, in whole, to a company or country so long as the purchasing entity is not at war or directly hostile to the Kingdom of Norway; under such a sale which fits these conditions, the new owner of the CD will become the new "investor" and the old investor shall lose all rights and payments originally owed to them.
3A. The investor must inform Krone Kapital, in secure electronic writing, that they are selling their CD to a country or company before the transaction takes place; otherwise, Krone Kapital may not recognize the transaction and thus issue the funds and all associated profits to the original owner.
3B. If the investor sells their CD to a company or country that is at war or directly hostile to the Kingdom of Norway, then the funds and associated profits of this CD shall be the property of Krone Kapital.
3C. The investor must inform any purchaser of these terms and conditions before selling the CD to them.
4. The investor may request to have their CD mature early; however, Krone Kapital does not have to oblige this request, and if Krone Kapital does oblige the request then they reserve the right to alter the profits issued all the way down to 0% (meaning that the investor would only get their original investor back).
5. If the investor - as a government - collapses, Krone Kapital may keep the originally invested funds plus all associated profits.
5A. If the investor - as a company or other entity - ceases to exist, Krone Kapital may keep the originally invested funds plus all associated profits.
LOAN SERVICES
LOW INTEREST LOANS
FAST AND AFFORDABLE
Low Interest Loans exist for the benefit of governments and companies who need cash NOW but don't want to pay high interest. Krone Kapital issues these low-interest loans as a way to give all nations and companies a hand-up and create a more even playing field.
Krone Kapital is offering the following loans in limited quantities:
Number Available: 1
Loan Issued: $3,000,000,000
Time Period: 3 Tax Periods
Loan Payment: $3,540,000,000 (18%)
Payment Option: 3 payments of $1,180,000,000
1. The investor shall be loaned $3,000,000,000 at an 18% interest rate by Krone Kapital.
2. The investor will pay the loan back at or before the next 3 tax periods at a rate of $1,180,000,000 per tax period day.
3. The investor accepts that if they fail to make a payment (within 48 hours of the tax period day) then they will still owe the sum, and are inviting legal action to be taken against them.
4. The investor will shall neither use this money to purchase weapons of mass destruction (such as nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons) nor to fund acts of terrorism.
5. The investor accepts that if they do fail to repay this loan on time, Krone Kapital will legally go after the investor's liquid currency or physical assets by any legal means necessary within or outside of the Kingdom of Norway.
6. If the investor - as a government or company - goes bankrupt, then the investor agrees that Krone Kapital will have priority in any liquidations or asset forfeiture hearings.
2. The investor will pay the loan back at or before the next 3 tax periods at a rate of $1,180,000,000 per tax period day.
3. The investor accepts that if they fail to make a payment (within 48 hours of the tax period day) then they will still owe the sum, and are inviting legal action to be taken against them.
4. The investor will shall neither use this money to purchase weapons of mass destruction (such as nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons) nor to fund acts of terrorism.
5. The investor accepts that if they do fail to repay this loan on time, Krone Kapital will legally go after the investor's liquid currency or physical assets by any legal means necessary within or outside of the Kingdom of Norway.
6. If the investor - as a government or company - goes bankrupt, then the investor agrees that Krone Kapital will have priority in any liquidations or asset forfeiture hearings.
REQUEST FORM
QUICK AND SIMPLE
SECURITY: PRIVATE
SERVICE REQUESTED: Investment/Loan (Choose one)
OPTION REQUESTED: (i.e. "Option A")
QUANTITY OF OPTION: (i.e. "1")
MY ENTITY AGREES TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE: YES/NO (Choose one)
SIGNED:
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