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Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation
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From:
Valentin Kovalev, Minister of Justice, Russian Federation
To: Einar Åkesson, Regional Manager for Europe, Strömberg International Legal Consultants

Greetings,

I write you on this day as the Russian Federation wishes to engage in your services on two fronts. The Government of Russia would to have Strömberg on retainer for the following reasons.

It has been noticed that many countries on many occasions abuse previous production licenses that were given in friendship by the previous Soviet Government. These of course are production licenses, not ownership. So every now and again we have seen companies in other nations attempt to produce Russian equipment. This equipment often gives a bad name to the original sold product.

Example I: Lion of Babylon (Tank)
This is a T-72 clone that uses dangerous mild armor, and is lacking in many features even our most basic export models have. The tank was also produced illegally, circumventing national arms bans.

Example II: Shenyang J-11 (Aircraft)
This is a copy of our excellent Su-27SK export model. We gave the Chinese the ability to produce 200, however lessened to 100. They then went on to copy the aircraft and fit it ill put together engines.

Example III: Chengdu J-7
A licensed built MiG-21 which has had it's technology stolen and modified into other designs which are undoubtedly still based on our MiG-21.

Simply put, one thing all these clones have in common is that they are typically of a lesser quality and hurt the Russian market. It is also dangerous for these countries to use such inferior equipment. What we would like is for Strömberg to help put an end to this, and crack down on these damaging products. No matter the age of the design.

Best of Wished,
Kovalev

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[Connor]

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Dear Valentin Kovalev,

I write to you in response to your recent correspondence in order to secure our firm, Strömberg International Legal Consultants, on a retainer in order to pursue a number of legal challenges.

Strömberg International Legal Consultants is the only international law firm on the globe and has amassed a net value on the multi-billion range having started from a mere one hundred thousand dollars. We strive to provide governments, corporate entities and civilians the necessary and appropriate resources in order to legally challenge on an international stage with the provision of our associates advanced knowledge of various judicial systems alongside international, civil and domestic law around the world. We will take your case from start to finish, our team are highly qualified in legal process and procedure. The firm was founded in 1910 by Hektor Strömberg with a concentration on criminal law in the international arena, he aimed to provide the highest quality legal services to the general public from his small legal practice operating in the spare room and office of his Stockholm home. Today, we have grown into civil law whilst working closely with the International Court of Justice and Global Assembly.

A retainer, as you refer to in your correspondence, is a contractual agreement between us both on an agreed period of time for a wide variety of legal consultancy work provided by Strömberg International Legal Consultants without the need for you to be involved at all. I will not deceive you, these are often expensive and our services stretch far beyond pursuing your own legal challenges. Whilst on a retainer we would be responsible for representing you in points of law, providing legal counsel when necessary and enforcing your corporate interests, among other things. I must stress that any services outside of a retainer incur their own costs and charges.

Whilst we have represented a number of corporate entities and international organisations such as the Gloabl Assembly, the Government of Russia will be our first governmental client and we're very eager to pursue a relationship with you.

Naturally, our services do include a fee which has and always will be a negotiable part of our contractual arrangement with you. With consideration to the amount of work involved and the inevitable court cases that're likely to come from such works we would be looking at the provision of works to the value of $200,000,000.00 per month. Our clients have always paid a retainer fee in bulk to cover the cost a year (12mo.) which removes your responsibility in ensuring we have been paid for the arrangement.

This may look expensive on paper however we have proven with our previous, publicly available, International Court of Justice records that we can earn the amount paid to our firm back in a single case... eventually meaning you essential recruit our for free and earn you millions, potentially billions, of dollars that you otherwise would not have come across.

Regards.
Jon Karv
Brand and Contracts Director
Strömberg International Legal Consultants

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Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation
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From:
Valentin Kovalev, Minister of Justice, Russian Federation
To:
Jon Karv, Brand and Contracts Director, Strömberg International Legal Consultants

Greetings,

We would like to have you on retainer for the period of a year/12 months. Once agreed upon we can put forward the requested sum of $2,400,000,000.00. With the number of nations that produce illegal and unsanctioned copies of Russian agreement, I believe that your assessment that this will pay for itself is an accurate statement. However, what will your first moves be once you are contracted to us?

Now, as for the second matter I mentioned earlier. Does Strömberg deal with territory disputes? We believe we have a case if you do.

Best of Wishes,
Kovalev

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[Connor]

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Dear Valentin Kovalev,

Once funding is secured by our Chief Financial Officer your contract will be in motion and an Executive Liaison will be appointed immediately. I must explain that you give expressed permission for Strömberg International Legal Consultants to act on your behalf and on behalf of any state-owned agencies with the view of recovering lost revenue, reputational damages and contractual violations. The Government of Russia agrees to contact Strömberg International Legal Consultants directly should there be any disagreement with action taken and will at not point get involved in legal disputes with third parties. You, as our client, must remain as the complainant in our case allowing us to pursue criminal charges if the third party communicates with you without consulting with us beforehand.

Strömberg International Legal Consultants will receive a 35% business cut against out-of-court or post-court settlements that surpass the value of $1,000,000,000.00 (one billion) and a 30% business cut for any award made by means of out-of-court settlement or any post-court settlement that fails to reach the aforementioned value.

We do provide consultation and legal services for territorial disputes however this will require a significant amount of input from the Government of Russia and is treated very differently to civil claims. By arranging this sort of consultation you must be able to assume responsibility for the safety of our staff by any means necessary, often this level of legal dispute required face-to-face resolution rather than the sending of a letter. If this is something you'd like to proceed with then please provide details and I will have our Chief Executive Office price up the possibility, these works will sit outside of your retainer arrangement.

Regards,
Jon Karv
Brand and Contracts Director
Strömberg International Legal Consultants

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Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation
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From:
Valentin Kovalev, Minister of Justice, Russian Federation
To:
Jon Karv, Brand and Contracts Director, Strömberg International Legal Consultants

Greetings,

We have transferred the funds as we have decided to go through with employing your services. Strömberg International Legal Consultants has the express permission to act on our behalf and on behalf of any and all Russian state-owned agencies. At this point, we have no exceptions what so ever, and will ahead of time inform Strömberg International Legal Consultants ahead of time on deals we are making in regards to Production Licenses.

With that all said, we will inform you once we are ready to move forward on the possible territory case. For now however, we look forward to seeing and hearing the progress you make.

Best of Wishes,
Kovalev

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Dear Valentin Kovalev,

Your message has been forwarded to me as your Executive Liaison for the period of your contracted retainer.

The funding has been secured by our team and as such I am completely at your disposal for the next twelve months. I am told that you potentially have a territorial dispute which sits outside of our contractual obligations which is something Strömberg International Legal Consultants is incredibly interested in. Please forward all relevant details for review.

Regards,
Olga Månsson
Executive Liaison for the Russian Federation
Strömberg International Legal Consultants

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Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation
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From:
Valentin Kovalev, Minister of Justice, Russian Federation
To:Olga Månsson, Executive Liaison for the Russian Federation, Strömberg International Legal Consultants

Greetings,

Thank you for getting back to me. We currently have a number of territorial disputes which we believe can be solved through legal means. Tere is an issue with Tarabarov Island and half of Bolshoy Ussuriysky Island which are now under the control of the PRC. We believe that these territories rightly belong to Russia.

We also believe that we have a claim over Northern Kazakhstan and Belarus or at least Eastern Belarus. There is also the matter of whether or not the Belovezha Accords were illegal or not.

Now, there is a large case which I am not sure you would be willing to take as it is a difficult one. There are many Russians that do not recognize the sale of Alaska as legitimate. We would like, if you accept it, to build a persuasive case for our claim on Alaska.

Any of these cases if won would net Strömberg a no doubt unfathomably large sum.

Also, on another note we have noticed Vietnam attempting to produce Russian equipment.

Best of Wishes,
Kovalev

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[Connor]

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Dear Valentin Kovalev,

Please not the change in correspondence security classification, in line with the Swedish Document Classification and Security Act 1995, this subject is of 'TOP SECRET' classification.

To avoid confusion and enable a full and complete audit of our operations we will tackle each of these issues individually. We will start with the dispute over Tarabarov Island and half of Bolshoy Ussuiysky Island currently under the control of the Peoples Republic of China; can you please detail specifics of this dispute and what position you would like Strömberg International Legal Consultants to assist with? Whilst we waiting for your response I will conduct some research to see how we can best support the Russian Federations stance.

Regards,
Olga Månsson
Executive Liaison for the Russian Federation
Strömberg International Legal Consultants

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Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation
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From: Valentin Kovalev, Minister of Justice, Russian Federation
To:Olga Månsson, Executive Liaison for the Russian Federation, Strömberg International Legal Consultants

Greetings,

The two islands have been under Russian control since 1929 following a disagreement which we feel endangered the citizens of Khabarovsk. The islands are closest to our city and offer a good buffer zone and are militarily important. I am also under the suspicion that the PRC are legally not the ones who signed the Convention of Peking 1860. It could be argued that would go to either Manchuko or Taiwan. As Manchuko the continuation of QING was under Japanese control they would be the next in line.

Best of Wishes,
Kovalev

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