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- Sep 6, 2018
- 482
| The Ottoman Referendum | |
"Good morning, everyone! With the clocks striking 10AM, the polls for whether Turkey will restore The Osman Dynasty to the important role of heads of state are now open. The decision, which was originally kept off the table by General Ozmert's military junta, and Admiral Ugurlu's Ottoman Movement, has been quickly set up to get the question answered. Due to the movement being inextricably linked to the brief period of unrest in Turkey, which caused the lives of many Turks and Bosniaks to be mercilessly slaughtered by Ex-President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, the pair reconsidered their stance on the issue. The official reasoning for this being that the road to recovery from what is undeniably the single darkest moment in Turkey's history cannot begin until the question that caused the darkness is answered. With opinion polls for the elderly Süleyman Osmanoğlu III, the current head of the Osman Dynasty, being overwhelmingly in favour, many are convinced that the referendum will result in an overwhelming yes vote. However, others argue that the opinion polls of a single man, and a seismic change of Turkey's form of government, are not synonymous and that it may actually be a disappointment for The Ottomans. Of course, we won't find out until later today, once the ballots have been counted!"