Taranis
Apprentice
- Jun 27, 2023
- 162
Koumac
Behind the bustling, rowdy markets, a few dozen men gathered conspiratorially in a spacious room. It was nearly evening; the sun was slowly fading away, but you could still hear the motorbikes speeding down the roads, the people haggling over this fruit or that necklace, and the police doing their daily charge into a mob of teenagers loitering around the town hall.One of the men, Phillipe Fabre, glanced out of the window. A police patrol marched past. Fabre closed the curtains and turned to his conspirators.
There was a short silence. Then he spoke.
"Gentlemen," he said triumphantly, "The New Caledonian Independence Army has formed, to bring down French rule which has stopped us, the people of New Caledonia, from reaching our true potential!"
The men muttered their agreement.
"For too long we have been pushed back, granting trade concessions to Paris, forcing on our people a capitalist economy, and stopped from receiving too much aid from other countries, all in the name of French oppression!"
"But now, finally, here is our chance. In a few months the first French military forces will arrive in New Caledonia, including a new signals intelligence post, and a regiment of legionairres. As they land at the airport, we shall launch grenades, rockets and machine-gun fire at their aircraft. We shall show them, as they say, our true colours. Colours of blue, red and green- not la Tricoloure! Gentlemen, down with France! Long live New Caledonia!"
At once the men rose, cheering and ripping down the Tricolore hanging on the wall. Fabre picked up a pistol, fired a shot, shouted "Long live New Caledonia!" one more time, then led his would-be liberation army out of the market, drawing rifles and swords. In their excitement, they marched right past the local police station.
However, far from marching on the rebels, the police locked themselves in their station and called for reinforcements. A patrol boat of the National Police was sent, but by the time they arrived with half a dozen officers, the AINC had retreated out of the town into the forest. The incident was recorded and duly sent to Paris. Until new orders came, however, the AINC had managed to escape oppression- for the first, and perhaps not the last time.