A Potential Donor

[Kelly the Mad]

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To: Assorted Leadership of the Kanak Independence Movement ( Jay )
From: Your Allies in the Mid East
Subject: Pledge of Support

-- High Security Clearance --​

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To Whom it may concern,

We in the Middle East have been closely watching the discourse over New Caledonia. Frankly, we find it disgusting. A people trying to shrug off centuries of colonial tyranny being stomped down on by a multitude of other, totally unrelated foreign powers. It seems a sick twist of fate that a nation so vastly separated from your own, such as Poland, could hold your people's lives in its iron fist.

Our nation was once, similarly, a subject of imperialism and later colonialism. Now, however, we are free, independent, and—most importantly—self-sufficient and willing to fight for our beliefs. I understand that the Kanak movement has little trust for foreign powers looking to meddle further in the Pacific. However, if there is any way that we can provide material or political support for your movement, we are willing to move Heaven and Earth.

We will fight to bring an end to colonialism. I await your response eagerly.

Best,
Your Friends

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[Jay]

Sent in the same secured/encrypted messaing system that it was recieved.

It is reassuring to our movement to find the support of an equally oppressed population and the victims of countless aggression. In our solidarity I appreciate that your people have seen our calamity and responded with the strength to offer help.

My cell would appreciate your support in raising global awarness to our struggle. In addition we need anti-ship missiles or anti-armor weapons to continue our struggle. As well as any intelligence of foreign ships passing the Bab Al-Mandab, Seuz, or Straits of Hormuz.

Yours truthfully,

 

[Jay]

Kelly the Mad