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MINISTER FOR IMMIGRATION AND ETHNIC AFFAIRS |
SECURITY CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET (Encrypted) |
6 August 1996 Adriaan Marissens Prime Minister of Belgium 16 Rue de la Loi/Wetstraat City of Brussels, Brussels-Capital Region BELGIUM 1000 |
Dear Prime Minister of Belgium, Let's be honest, you've gone and fucked it now. The French will not stop until your head is on a pike in the middle of a Parisian square and you will suffer the same fate as Mussolini. I'm giving you and your entire Cabinet the possibility to flee. You will all be granted Protection visa's (subclass 866) as per my authority as Minister for Immigration and Ethnic Affairs and I will waive the need for an Incoming Passenger Card. Just for fuck sake don't bring in any live animals or organic materials of any sort. We can arrange for RAAF aircraft to pick you up but not from Belgium. That is far too risky. You will need to escape to either Germany or the Netherlands and we will work out something with their government. Or find a way across the channel to the UK. Let me know how many people will need evacuating. This is only for high profile individuals the French Government will undoubtedly target. Yours Sincerely, Senator Robert Ray. |
Parliament House, CANBERRA, ACT 2600 Telephone: (02) 6277 7700 |
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