Swedish Belligerence Towards Brazil

[Moe]

Brazilian President Victor Romero holds an International Press conference to discuss unsubstationiated claims of Brazilian Military Purchases Abroad.

A reporter from the BBC asks the President about military purchases from a country in Northeast Asia.

"I can neither confirm, nor deny we have purchased weapons from a state in Asia."

He then fields another question.

"I can only confirm that information that was supposed to be ironclad and top secret somehow came into the hands of the Swedish government. That is the only possible explanation for the leak. That, or high level spying, which they will also have to answer for.

But the Swedish government spoke as if this transaction between two nations was common knowledge which it never was. The purchases from said country were Top Secret. So Sweden can complain as much as it wants, but Brazil has the right to protect itself, especially after Sweden launched ICBM's at my my Embassy in Sweden. Thankfully, they were too inept to hit anything.

And also, military transfers are a terrible thing?

Shall we look at the laundry list of Sweden in the last few months?

Armoured Fighting Vehicles? Archer Artillery systems?

They have also produced a prodigious amount of fixed-winged aircraft."

Then the President laughs, puffs on a Cohiba, and remarks. "Who really cares about Sweden? Or that turd floating in the South China Sea, Taiwan? I surely do not. I am am just here to answer your questions."
@Sumit @Connor

 

[Ellie]

The French government would take note of this broadcasted interview and would inform Minister Ahmed through the phone while he was currently in Brazil. France would give their own opinion on the matter:

"France condemns the actions made by the Brazilian president during his broadcasted interview," Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian would say, "As a nation that has been in on the global stage for some time now, we expect much better. Especially from its president who is suppose to represent and lead their nation. What this man has shown us is nothing more than him being immature and someone who resolves to insult other nations over working out their problems.

We are disappointed that the Brazilian president would publically call Taiwan a quote, turd floating in the South China Sea, unquote like a wanna-be bully. Until the Brazilian president publically apologizes about this embarrassment that he has placed upon Brazil and all nations that interact with the South American nation, we will withdraw all of our non-diplomatic missions from Brazil. France will never agree with antagonistic nations such as Brazil."

 

[Connor]

Appreciation is forwarded to the French government for their condemnation.
Minister of Defence Peter Hultqvist releases a short statement in retaliation to Brazilian media approach:

"This is a very short statement in relation to the ongoing dispute between the Kingdom of Sweden and the Republic of Brazil.​

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We have found the report released by the Brazilians to be completely unprovoked, fabricated and could not be any further from the truth; I have personally ensured that details of the dispute between our nations has remained behind closed doors and other than a very vague travel advisory released by the Swedish Ministry of Foreign Affairs we have never put the Brazilian government's name in disrepute. This level of respect is clearly not reflected by our counterparts. It is no secret that former Swedish governments have made what appear to be despicable acts against innocent civilians which is something our government are committed to repairing.​

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I will note that Sweden has never commented on any foreign good sales between Brazil and the continent of Asia which begs the question why they were ever commented on in the first place? Our production of mass military assets is not a secret and I do not believe there is any nation on this globe that expects Sweden to have no self-defence force whatsoever. Following a clear disregard for civilian lives, national security and senseless acts of aggression in regards to military-grade assets the Ministry of Foreign Affairs recommends that all Swedish nations vacate the Republic of Brazil as soon as possible - diplomatic missions in the nation will cease in fourteen days. I urge anyone abroad to contact the embassy immediately for further information.​

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The level of immaturity, amount of unprovoked material and tactless comments coming from the Republic of Brazil has damaged the name of our kingdom and directly threatened the lives of over nine million innocent civilians. There will be consequences.​

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Thank you.​

 

[Moe]

This has just been played on large video screens and across the Brazilian Governments official Twitter Feed:

A strike against Air France with several hundred workers picketing the airport arrive quickly as do the staff that work in the homes of the French diplomats and attaches and their families as well. Security guards of those same embassies and homes join them. They are not here to block anyone from leaving the country, just protest their countries arrogance towards a former slave state.

Then President Victor Romero would take the stand and say, "Little Taiwan has called our country a Junta, even though I was just elected two years ago. Perhaps that Little Turd in the South China Sea should check it's history about being a military Junta.

Either way, we will keep moving forward with our allies, and moving Brazil Forward. And there is little Turdwain can say about it or do about it. Turdwain was ignored by many countries until their recent agreement with China to take up the. This is a country so shameless they even sold a Southern port of theirs to Portugal, I believe Kaohsiung, to the highest bidder.

 

[Connor]

The Kingdom of Sweden urges the supposed 'allies' of the Republic of Brazil to speak-up whilst the lone-wolves promote their torrent of international abuse.

 

[Bruno]

The Chinese Government would state regarding this matter, that it views Brazil as a close Friend, such as in future it hopes to see Sweden and France as close Partners and Friends. However, since Chinese Arms sales are all public for transparency sake, Nations can request for it to be classified. It is true that China sold military Equipment to Brazil as shown publicly.

We hope to see this matter resolved in a timely matter between Sweden and Brazil, without more reprecutions towards each nations and that both can reconcile in the future and both nations become honest friends again.

 

[NagandEmerald]

The Federal Government of the German Reich was disgusted by the Brazilians' immaturity and seeming racism with Taiwan and Sweden; while the government did not wish to resort to drastic measures, it seemed as though both the Kaiser and the Reich Chancellor were on the same page when it came to Brazil, now seen as an unfriendly, antagonistic brute. The Kaiser publicly demanded an apology on behalf of the Swedes and the Taiwanese from Brazil's President and — potentially — his Cabinet for the inherently derogatory, racist, and immature statements made about the two countries, as he was more concerned that the insults would lead to military conflict between the two powers.

For the time-being, until such an apology was addressed — a real apology, not one that one says "sorry" and goes to same old, same old — the German Reich temporarily closed its embassy and consulate doors in Brazil. As the precautionary measure, all sensitive files and documents were destroyed or emailed back to the German Reich's government before being destroyed, and the diplomatic missions scoured of any information that the Brazilians could use; diplomatic ambassadors left Brazilian airports or ports in disgust, and would not even give Brazilian government officials the time of day; only what was necessary to them leaving the country as soon as possible, with thousands of other Germans abroad. A travel ban was issued to Brazil from Germany, and vice-versa, leaving Germans on holiday to return home or face the Brazilians alone; thousands of Germans on holiday or in work in the country returned to the German Reich in droves. They were not necessarily angry, but miffed by both the Brazilian and German governments. Furthermore, the Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs gave the Brazilian government 48 hours to close their diplomatic missions in Germany, or that it would be done by force.

 

[Deleted member 5]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF TAIWAN

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Today, the Republic of Taiwan has unanimously passed a measure that will enact the full range of diplomatic sanctions against the Republic of Brazil.

As noted by President Tsai Ing-wen in the opening speech to the Republic of Taiwan;

"First of all, we already closed Taiwanese diplomatic mission at Brazil and placed Do not Travel.

Through the Taiwan got insulted by a Rude government of Brazil to undermine to the Republic of Taiwan it is a necessity that the Taiwanese Government strikes back against the violent, insane imperialists that run the government of the Republic of Brazil.

Without any prior motion by the Brazilian Military Junta like North Korean Government, Brazil has unilaterally insulted Taiwan and never stop until Brazil thinks "Taiwan is Turd in South China Sea", "Taiwan should learn Diplomatic Skills", "Taiwan sold their lands to Portugal" and "Taiwan is holding Brazilian President" , which are totally disgusting and a country should not say to other diplomat that to improve diplomatic skills and we would like to clear the world that we are not holding any Brazilian President. We have not sold any lands to Portugal. We only rented our ports to them so that they can deliver goods. The Brazilian government is insane and only looking for insulting smaller nations and the insanity runs the day in Brazil, a government that has given away millions of citizens to a foreign government with no evidence of consent by those within the territories of Rio Grande do Sul, Santa Catarina, Sao Paulo, and Parana it should be known that Brazil is not a regime to be trusted with any matters of importance, much less the governance of millions of people.

Furthermore, the Republic of Brazil has shown its full insult and keep repeating facts that I stated above and Brazil is thinking to undermine Taiwan. Our foreign policy coined Brazil precisely as "Republic of Monkey Land" because they are not human and they are monkey. Brazil runs by Monkey. Monkey does not respect human and only human respect human. We now hereby coined Brazil as "Narco-State of Brazil".

The Brazil is a country where we can not trust and they were supporting to various nations and their foreign policy requires the friendships of those few countries in the Asia and other nations, who are noob and they are supported by the Brazilian as an official statement of their foreign policy. The Brazilian government has chosen to hide these facts on their Foreign Ministry documents under the delusion that the Republic of Taiwan would notice and therefore takes action.

We urge all nations including France and Sweden to punish and sanction Brazil by diplomatically, politically and militarilly. Republic of Taiwan will fully support both Sweden and France.

Considering that insanity runs the day in Brazil, their government and regime can't trusted fully because they are pile of shit. Their government is Bully and they bully smaller nation and showing the world the Brazil is the biggest foe.

In order to combat the vile regime of Brazil that has decided to delude itself and imagine they have some form of moral authority over Taiwan, it is only appropriate that our Government takes the full ranges of measures against Brazil openly, as the Brazil are too cowardly to do so themselves, having decided that no statement was necessary when conducting its violent attack against the entire Taiwan People.

However, we will punish the Brazilian for the politcal attack to Taiwan that they have conducted and that goes for those country who acts same as Brazil.


In conclusion, we will not content ourselves with simply punishing the Brazilians, but keeping careful watch of other nations that may pretend to be friendly to Taiwan while enabling the regime of Brazil to keep acting against historical inevitability."

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[NagandEmerald]

The Federal government of Germany was also not pleased with Taiwan, and would advise that they retract their derogatory statements regarding Brazil, and act as the "bigger man" of the scenario.

 

[Deleted member 5]

The Taiwanese government would let German government know that Taiwan will retract derogatory statements regarding Brazil and we demand public apology.

 

[사경사]

As it was unclear to which Northeast Asian state the BBC reporter was referring to, unlike the Chinese, the South Korean Government, and the subsidiary company Korea Industries which manage armament sales and exports, would remain silent on their past dealings with Brazil. It was obvious that this issue is controversial and the source of much divide; Korea Industries did not want to be in the middle of this.

 

[Logan]

Italy would inform the Brazilian Government that they have 24 Hours to vacate their Embassy in Rome, and they expected their Embassy Staff to be granted the same leave to close their own embassy.

The Italian Embassy in Brasilia would burn all important documents and smash all of the hard drives of their computers into pieces before leaving the country via land, driving towards the Argentinian Border.

 

[Moe]

"Racism? Towards whom? Europeans, Asians? As per usual for your Draconian State reporting. And you are a stupid, asshole," he would say to the the Taiwanese journalists allowed to attend the press conference, which Taiwan does not allow fellow Brazilian journalists to attend press in Taiwan, "I was freely elected two years ago. I can prove it because I still allow Taiwanese journalists to live and prosper, which you do not reciprocate. You are freer here than you are in your in homeland."

 

[Deleted member 5]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF TAIWAN

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Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen would publicly slammed at Brazilian statements and acknowledge that, "Perhaps your government has a reading problem and you don't follow the history of other nation. Disgusting and eww to your government. You called Taiwan racist first, but before then you are racist too. Who respects you? No one right. Who will respect you, because your country is divided. So you are venting your anger to someone who is way far away from your nation. There is no Taiwanese journalists in Brazil and we have closed down the business and diplomatic consulate with Brazil since my administration took over from day 1. Since day 1, your government keep insulting Taiwan that why you called us Draconian State and now turdwain. Look at yourself first and then lecture others you senseless ape and utterless pig. You have no right to tell us what we can do and what we should do. I would watch your next words carefully."

 

[Dragon]

The Irish Government would allow Brazil to maintain its diplomatic presence in Èire in an act of defiance against seeking to bring about its alienation.

The Foreign Office would release the following state -

"We in Èire, have never had a quarrel with the Government of Brazil let alone the people of said nation. We do not believe that the actions of those nations currently engaged in a pitiful war of slanderous accusations against Brazil are truly interested in the pursuit and maintenance of peace but rather that they are interested in pursuing petty hatreds and warmongering. This, we condemn to the fullest extent."

 

[Deleted member 5]

Taiwan would be publicly retract racial slurs towards Brazil.