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To: <Sultan Moneim II, Monarch of the Sultanate of Egypt> Kelly the Mad From: <Office of the Rotating Coordinator of the Socialist Republic of Thailand> Subject: Special Request Security Type: NSST Architecture 1.5 | Secret and Encrypted |
Dear Comrade,
As the Rotating Coordinator of the Socialist Republic of Thailand, my daily life is met with complexity of aligning the interests of numerous communes across our confederation. Therefore, I do not have time for personal well-being despite our country’s radically progressive labor laws and minimal work hours.
As a result, please send nude.
Yours in Sexual Health,
As the Rotating Coordinator of the Socialist Republic of Thailand, my daily life is met with complexity of aligning the interests of numerous communes across our confederation. Therefore, I do not have time for personal well-being despite our country’s radically progressive labor laws and minimal work hours.
As a result, please send nude.
Yours in Sexual Health,
Thaksin Shinawatra
Rotating Coordinator
Socialist Republic of Thailand
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