Retroliser
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- Sep 6, 2018
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Before The Ottoman Government came to power, Turkey maintained a total monopoly over rail infrastructure and the provision of freight and passenger trains across the 12,532 km (7,787 mi) of track covering the country. However, with the collapse of The Republican Government, the state-owned company had, effectively, been privatised, due to the former owners being either arrested for crimes against humanity, such as former President Erdogan, or retired from politics due to their names being intimately connected to the 'dirty' topic of The Republic.
Eskişehir, Turkey
"Salak, you've got another 10 trucks to go."
Salak, an overweight freight engineer, reached for his radio. He was in the process of getting a 30 truck-long freight train ready for a trip from Eskişehir to Edirne via the tunnel under the Bosphorous, the only rail link that connected The Middle East to Europe without having to go around The Black Sea through Russia. His conductor, Aptal, was outside of the train relaying to him how much of the train was still in the siding he was departing from
"Understood, Aptal," He replied, before trailing off. "For fuck's sake, you said you threw the switch!"
"I did throw the switch, what's the problem?" Aptal radioed back.
"You didn't throw the one in front of us!" Salak snapped. "I'm heading straight onto another siding!"
"Ah, shit... How far will you need to stop?"
"About 15 trucks, give or take a few."
"That's fine, we stop, back up, be a little bit late, we can make it up when we get onto the main line."
Salak grimaced. Before the railway was privatised, there was a bit of leniency that would have made his colleagues suggestion perfectly fine. Now though, the company was being run for profit only, meaning he'd have his manager giving him a hard time for the delay. Shaking his head, he began transmitting via his radio.
"I'm gonna throw it myself."
"What!? Don't be an idiot!" Aptal replied in alarm. "You keep your fat ass on that train!"
Rolling his eyes, Salak smacked the deadman's switch in the cab, tossed his radio carelessly onto the dashboard and opened his cab door to climb down from the locomotive.
"I said stay in there!" Aptal shouted into his radio angrily, while running towards his obese companion. Unfortunately, he was no longer in possession of it. Salak waddled nonchalantly to the switch and threw it, putting the train onto the main line. The sudden sound of the train's engine roaring to life made him notice that it was merrily speeding off without him.
"Oh shit!" He cried before breaking out into a sprint after the locomotive.
"You better get back on there, you fucking idiot!" Aptal said via his radio. "Run, fat boy, run!"
Huffing and sweating, the grossly overweight engineer ran as fast as his weak legs could carry him. He had been running for less than a ten seconds, but his legs were already aching, and he was out of breath. Hand outstretched, he mentally fist-pumped when he was able to just about grasp hold of the locomotive's hand-rail. He only needed a little more speed, and he could climb onto the ladder that would get him back into the cab.
Suddenly, a searing pain shot through his lower abdomen, the unexpected, and vigorous exercise, had caused him to have a stitch. Salak's legs gave way, causing him to release his grip and fall, face first, into the rocky ground beside the track. Aptal threw his arms up in the air and cursed in anguish, while a number of other rail workers pointed, jeered and laughed at Salak's misfortune.
"Nice one, fatty!"
Aptal watched in despair as the train steamed away.
"I told you not to do that!" Aptal scolded, while sprinting towards his colleague to help him onto his feet. "Wait... Where the hell's your radio?"
"I left it in the cab. I couldn't be bothered listening to your nagging."
The pair then watched the train roll onto the main line.
"What do we do now?" Aptal asked. "We can't catch with it now."
"It'll be fine," Salak reassured him. "The deadman's switch needs the operator to press it every minute or so. It'll cut in any second now."
They watched, expecting the loud hum of the engine to suddenly cease, signalling the cutting out of the power. Unknown to both of them, Salak's discarded radio had landed on the switch, keeping it permanently pressed down. Seconds turned into a minute, causing the two rail workers hearts to sink.
"I don't think that switch is working."
Eskişehir, Turkey
"Salak, you've got another 10 trucks to go."
Salak, an overweight freight engineer, reached for his radio. He was in the process of getting a 30 truck-long freight train ready for a trip from Eskişehir to Edirne via the tunnel under the Bosphorous, the only rail link that connected The Middle East to Europe without having to go around The Black Sea through Russia. His conductor, Aptal, was outside of the train relaying to him how much of the train was still in the siding he was departing from
"Understood, Aptal," He replied, before trailing off. "For fuck's sake, you said you threw the switch!"
"I did throw the switch, what's the problem?" Aptal radioed back.
"You didn't throw the one in front of us!" Salak snapped. "I'm heading straight onto another siding!"
"Ah, shit... How far will you need to stop?"
"About 15 trucks, give or take a few."
"That's fine, we stop, back up, be a little bit late, we can make it up when we get onto the main line."
Salak grimaced. Before the railway was privatised, there was a bit of leniency that would have made his colleagues suggestion perfectly fine. Now though, the company was being run for profit only, meaning he'd have his manager giving him a hard time for the delay. Shaking his head, he began transmitting via his radio.
"I'm gonna throw it myself."
"What!? Don't be an idiot!" Aptal replied in alarm. "You keep your fat ass on that train!"
Rolling his eyes, Salak smacked the deadman's switch in the cab, tossed his radio carelessly onto the dashboard and opened his cab door to climb down from the locomotive.
"I said stay in there!" Aptal shouted into his radio angrily, while running towards his obese companion. Unfortunately, he was no longer in possession of it. Salak waddled nonchalantly to the switch and threw it, putting the train onto the main line. The sudden sound of the train's engine roaring to life made him notice that it was merrily speeding off without him.
"Oh shit!" He cried before breaking out into a sprint after the locomotive.
"You better get back on there, you fucking idiot!" Aptal said via his radio. "Run, fat boy, run!"
Huffing and sweating, the grossly overweight engineer ran as fast as his weak legs could carry him. He had been running for less than a ten seconds, but his legs were already aching, and he was out of breath. Hand outstretched, he mentally fist-pumped when he was able to just about grasp hold of the locomotive's hand-rail. He only needed a little more speed, and he could climb onto the ladder that would get him back into the cab.
Suddenly, a searing pain shot through his lower abdomen, the unexpected, and vigorous exercise, had caused him to have a stitch. Salak's legs gave way, causing him to release his grip and fall, face first, into the rocky ground beside the track. Aptal threw his arms up in the air and cursed in anguish, while a number of other rail workers pointed, jeered and laughed at Salak's misfortune.
"Nice one, fatty!"
Aptal watched in despair as the train steamed away.
"I told you not to do that!" Aptal scolded, while sprinting towards his colleague to help him onto his feet. "Wait... Where the hell's your radio?"
"I left it in the cab. I couldn't be bothered listening to your nagging."
The pair then watched the train roll onto the main line.
"What do we do now?" Aptal asked. "We can't catch with it now."
"It'll be fine," Salak reassured him. "The deadman's switch needs the operator to press it every minute or so. It'll cut in any second now."
They watched, expecting the loud hum of the engine to suddenly cease, signalling the cutting out of the power. Unknown to both of them, Salak's discarded radio had landed on the switch, keeping it permanently pressed down. Seconds turned into a minute, causing the two rail workers hearts to sink.
"I don't think that switch is working."