[Australia]: Message to Switzerland

[Owen]

"Dear Mr. Clotti,

We wish to purchase 70 Pilatus PC-9's for training purposes.

Sincerely,
Senator John Faulkner,
Australian Minister for Defence."

 

[Dimi39]

Flavio Clotti, the Federal Minister of Swiss Foreign Affairs would wonder about message and laughed that Australians failed to encrypt the message that talks about Defence Affairs. He would then showed the message to his defence colleague, Nolan Wingeier, the Federal Minister of Swiss Defence, and together they both laughed. Now, Nolan Wingeier, is giving call to his Australian counterpart.

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Nolan Wingeier, Federal Minister of Swiss Defence would make an encrypted phone call to Australian Minister for Defence. @Owen

 

[Owen]

John Faulkner would pick up.

"Yello? Whom am I speaking to?"

 

[Dimi39]

Minister of Swiss Defence would mark the phone call encrypted then answered, "Hello this is Nolan Wingeier , I represent the People's Confederation of Switzerland and a Defence Minister. I am replying to your message in regards to Pilatus PC-9 Aircraft." @Owen

 

[Owen]

"Yes we are looking to procure 70 of these aircraft for Central Flying School and No. 2 Flying Training Unit, along with use in the Roulettes Aerobatic Team."

 

[Dimi39]

"Ok. Let me do the calculation for 70 units of PC-9. Please transfer the total $469,000,000 to Switzerland. The per unit cost is $6,700,000. As soon as you transfer, we will proceed with production." @Owen

 

[Owen]

"The money has been transferred. It's been a pleasure doing business with you." The Minister would hang up the phone.

 

[Dimi39]

Minister of Swiss Defense and Minister of Swiss Foreign Affairs would laugh at Australians stupidity and their manner of talking to foreign dignitaries. Nolan shared a laughable joke to his colleague Flavio that when Australian transferred money to Swiss government for the Pilatus PC-9 aircraft, Aussie failed to encrypt money transaction. After the sudden phone call end, Nolan told to Flavio that Australians are stupid and always be stupid. All this has done in very secretive and private manner.

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Nolan would be surprised before he could say goodbye to his Aussie counterpart. The phone call is dropped.

 

[Owen]

The Defence Material Organisation would release a public statement about the purchase.

"The Australian Government and the Swiss Government being representatives of Pilatus have secured a deal for the Pilatus PC-9 to become the RAAF's new frontline training aircraft. This high-speed and highly maneuverable aircraft will make Australian pilots the envy of the world. The PC-9's will be based out of RAAF Base East Sale for Central Flying School and RAAF Base Pearce for No. 2 Flying Training Unit. They will also replace the "Macchis" for The Roulettes Aerobatic Team. In total the project has cost the Australian Government $469,000,000 and Defence Material Organisation will be the lead agency to acquiring these aircraft."