Ellie
Indian People's Democratic Federal Republic
- Sep 4, 2018
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France 24 would make another statement that these nations must apologize to French Republic, "we demand public apology from these banned nations. France won't apologize to these nations. India is clearly threatening French National Security and Indians are warmongering. India must apologize first. Otherwise all hell will break lose."
The Indian president and his cabinet would laugh themselves to tears, their stomachs hurting to the point of not being able to breathe. The president would privately speak with his cabinet. "Who the fuck is this guy? Whatever the socialists did, they clearly fried this man's brains.'
The president of India would make an official statement, barely keeping himself from laughing during it. "It's clear that a president should not be ruling a country when he uses the 'no, you' as a defensive mechanism. We will not apologize for shutting down our embassies after the sudden rise to power by the man that was forcefully thrown out of power via violent revolution not three months ago. France is clearly in some sort of tyrannical oppression.
Regardless, Macron, don't attempt to provoke us with your non-existent army and your clear incompetence. We don't fear you, no one does.
Furthermore, we will officially say to the people of France, those who have fought not long ago to remove Macron from power only to be pushed down by the tyrant once again and now suffering more from him. He is clearly mad and it won't be soon before he says the wrong thing or does the wrong thing. Rise up once again and remove him from office, and this time, make sure he can't take office again.
We would also ask that for the safety of world tensions for all nations to avoid contact with France until this madman is removed from office or as stated once again; apologizes.
That is all, thank you."
With that, the President of India would exit the stage and the statement was over.