- Jul 12, 2018
- 9,342
THE WHITE HOUSE |
ENCRYPTED MESSAGE |
TO: His Majesty Emmanuel Filiberto Umberto Reza Ciro René Maria of Savoy, King of Italy ( Joe )
FROM: Al Gore, President of the United States of America
Your Majesty,
A United States carrier fleet is currently in the Mediterranean in order to keep the peace between various states in the Middle East. Our local allies and friends have failed to render assistance, as they fear standing beside us may lead to uncomfortable political ramifications. In order for our fleet to stay in the Mediterranean Sea for a prolonged period of time, we must have a place for our ships to be able to replenish - both fuel and supplies. Our intention is not to take a side, but to preserve the peace and give both sides a diplomatic option so that a war can be prevented. With your background as an airman, I'm sure that you entirely understand that war is not something we should readily accept, and that it brings deadly consequences for the innocent... And as a fellow Christian, I'm sure you understand that a war in the Middle East with Israel, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia may surely lead to the destruction of great swaths of Jerusalem - this would not just be a religious loss to Muslims, Jews, and Christians, but a cultural loss to all of mankind. While we have not yet established formal diplomatic relations with your government, I hope that you can trust in me that the United States has righteous intentions and that we ultimately want peace and the preservation of life. I ask that you grant us a port to use in mainland Italy or Sicily for refueling and refinishing. If you are willing to accept, I will direct the United States Ambassador to the Holy See to act as our liaison to your government until we can get a proper ambassador appointed.
Respectfully,
Al Gore
President of the United States
[/TD][/TR][/TD][/TR]Your Majesty,
A United States carrier fleet is currently in the Mediterranean in order to keep the peace between various states in the Middle East. Our local allies and friends have failed to render assistance, as they fear standing beside us may lead to uncomfortable political ramifications. In order for our fleet to stay in the Mediterranean Sea for a prolonged period of time, we must have a place for our ships to be able to replenish - both fuel and supplies. Our intention is not to take a side, but to preserve the peace and give both sides a diplomatic option so that a war can be prevented. With your background as an airman, I'm sure that you entirely understand that war is not something we should readily accept, and that it brings deadly consequences for the innocent... And as a fellow Christian, I'm sure you understand that a war in the Middle East with Israel, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia may surely lead to the destruction of great swaths of Jerusalem - this would not just be a religious loss to Muslims, Jews, and Christians, but a cultural loss to all of mankind. While we have not yet established formal diplomatic relations with your government, I hope that you can trust in me that the United States has righteous intentions and that we ultimately want peace and the preservation of life. I ask that you grant us a port to use in mainland Italy or Sicily for refueling and refinishing. If you are willing to accept, I will direct the United States Ambassador to the Holy See to act as our liaison to your government until we can get a proper ambassador appointed.
Respectfully,
Al Gore
President of the United States
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