Encrpted and Encoded
From Richard Burton, Irish Minister of Defense
To the CEOs of Rheimentall and Heckler Koch
Greetings, my name is Richard Burton, Èire's minister of defense. It has come to the attention of my colleagues at the ministry of defense that my country's defense forces are ill equipped to render their services unto the people and constitution of Ireland. By this I mean, that our men in uniform lack even the most elementary of firearms needed to protect our sovereignty from those wishing to do us harm therefore, I would like to a shipment of the following:
- 10,000 HK416s,
- 5,000 MG 3s
- 2,000 UPS Sidearms
If you could provide these necessary accommodations, The Irish Defense Forces particularly The Army would be most grateful.
Thank You for Your Time.
From Richard Burton, Irish Minister of Defense
To the CEOs of Rheimentall and Heckler Koch
Greetings, my name is Richard Burton, Èire's minister of defense. It has come to the attention of my colleagues at the ministry of defense that my country's defense forces are ill equipped to render their services unto the people and constitution of Ireland. By this I mean, that our men in uniform lack even the most elementary of firearms needed to protect our sovereignty from those wishing to do us harm therefore, I would like to a shipment of the following:
- 10,000 HK416s,
- 5,000 MG 3s
- 2,000 UPS Sidearms
If you could provide these necessary accommodations, The Irish Defense Forces particularly The Army would be most grateful.
Thank You for Your Time.