[Australia]: Message to the Congo [SEC=TOP SECRET]

[Owen]

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CHIEF OF JOINT OPERATIONS​

SECURITY CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET (Encrypted)​

24 January 2000​

Dear Hamisi Falana, We have received reports about your forces taking control of the prison where the Turkish Jews were being detained. Our ultimate goal is to free these people and give them resettle in either Israel or Australia. We are ready and willing to use whatever force you require to make that happen. We need a full situation report about whats occurring on the ground, the intelligence you have about Turkish forces and your opinions on the best way to get them to safety. We have forces on standby in the Red Sea and Diego Garcia ready to assist in any way possible. This may be done with or without our partners in the Coalition. This is a matter which is beyond maintaining any cooperation we have with our allies, this is innocent human lives we're talking about. Yours sincerely, Rear Admiral Chris Oxenbould.

Russell Offices, RUSSELL, ACT 2600 Telephone: 1800 333 362​

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Kelly the Mad

 

[Kelly the Mad]

THE FOLLOWING IS SECURE
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To: Rear Admiral Chris Oxenbould, Owen

Subject: Turkish Crisis

CC:

Thank you so much for your concern and cooperation, Rear Admiral. You have been redirected from the Chief of defense, who handles radar and SAM systems to me, currently in command of the Empire while Our Emperor is abroad Our main concerns are the fact that Our Emperor is currently stranded in Turkish waters and likely to be taken prisoner. If this occurs, we may be forced to escalate our involvement. At the moment, we are preparing to launch the bulk of the Congolese navy to the Mediterranean to ensure his safety and that of our boots-on-the-ground as well as the abused Jewish peoples Our men report that a mass movement of imprisoned Jews, numbering roughly 10,000, has occurred. By tracking their motorcades, we are on our way to identifying their location. The 9,000 Jews in our custody are currently at high risk of being massacred by the amassing Turkish forces, alongside our 5,000 peacekeepers who have yet to fire a billet in aggression Our request is that to you deploy your navy to the Mediterranean to meet our own naval power. From there, we will lead an incursion into Turkish waters to evacuate as many of the Jews and peacekeepers as possible. At the end of this email we will attach our current report to OPERATION TRUE COLOR, detailing everything our soldiers have reported and actions taken by them. You will also have full access to future updates on the operation.

Best Regards, Muhammed Onwudiwe, Chief of the Army