[EGY] Message to the Spanish Government

[Kelly the Mad]

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To: Spanish Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Zero Jabour, Chief of International Affairs

Subject: Recent Developments in Catalonia

Security Clearance: Government; Restricted

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To whom it may concern,

The Sultanate has been made aware of Spain's predicament in the region of Catalonia. While Egypt has always supported recognition of all groups in politics, it seems clear that Catalonia has received plenty of recognition. Violence is not always the answer, especially when it risks throwing the entire nation into a state of war. Egypt is well-versed in high-stakes combat, with a well-trained and equipped force ready for deployment at the next necessary moment. Essentially, we are willing to potentially offer assistance if need be. However, some questions linger on the Sultan's mind.

Firstly, what is Spain's relationship with Turkey and the "government" that controls Thailand? What is Spain's relationship with the violent international socialist movement? Does Spain recognize Egyptian sovereignty over the Suez Canal and the legitimacy of the Egyptian Interdiction Zone? If you could respond to these questions promptly, I would love to discuss further how Egypt could come to Spain's aid in a time of need, directly or indirectly.

Best,
Zero Jabour
Chief of International Affairs

Sultanate of Egypt and the Sudan

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Zak

 

[Zak]

Kingdom of Spain
Security Classification: ENCRYPTED​

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Dear Chief Zero Jabour,

The Kingdom of Spain acknowledges and appreciates the message from the Sultanate regarding the ongoing crisis in Catalonia. We are grateful for Egypt’s attention to the evolving situation and for its reaffirmation of the principles of territorial integrity, national sovereignty, and political stability.

Spain’s position remains firm, the actions taken by the so-called Free Catalonia Assembly in Catalonia constitute an illegal and armed rebellion against a democratic constitutional order. This is not a struggle for recognition, it is a rejection of legitimate democratic pathways in favor of force. We appreciate the Sultanate’s recognition of the danger such instability poses not only to Spain, but to broader regional and global security.

With respect to the inquiries posed by His Excellency.

1. Spain’s Relationship with Turkey and the Current Government of Thailand
Spain maintains formal diplomatic relations with both the Republic of Turkey and the Republic of Thailand. While we recognize the complexity of internal political dynamics in both nations, Spain adheres to international law supporting constructive dialogue, rule of law, and peaceful engagement with sovereign governments.

2. Spain’s Position on the Violent International Socialist Movement
Spain unequivocally condemns all forms of political violence, including those perpetrated by extremist or revolutionary factions under any ideological banner. While Spain recognizes the rights of peaceful expression and political association, we reject any group, left or right, that seeks to destabilize societies through force, coercion, or subversion.

3. Recognition of Egyptian Sovereignty Over the Suez Canal and the Interdiction Zone
Spain affirms Egypt’s sovereign rights over the Suez Canal, in accordance with international law. We also acknowledge the strategic importance of the Egyptian Interdiction Zone, and are open to further dialogue on its legal parameters and operational scope, especially in regard to shared maritime security objectives in the Mediterranean and Red Sea corridors.

Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs stands ready to coordinate a secure, high-level diplomatic channel to explore cooperative measures in the coming days.

Kind Regards,
José Manuel Albares
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Kingdom of Spain

Kelly the Mad

 

[Kelly the Mad]

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To: José Manuel Albares
From: Zero Jabour, Chief of International Affairs

Subject: Recent Developments in Catalonia

Security Clearance: Government; Restricted

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Minister,

Thank you for your prompt response. The Sultan will be exceptionally pleased to hear of Spain's support of our sovereignty over the Suez, as well as support for the EIZ. I do not know if your government, however, is fully aware of the treachery of the Thai "government." Not only is it ideologically a threat to all civilized nations - some of the most prominent political organizations in their government preach international, violent revolution in foreign countries - but it is a strategic threat as well.

Thailand has an established military presence in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Pacific. They have conducted military campaigns in most of these regions. Thailand has executed an Egyptian diplomat on live camera, before kidnapping our diplomatic staff and torturing them over weeks before returning them and playing the victim. Thailand has attempted to force access through the Suez through labyrinthine court proceedings despite our sovereignty over our own waters.

I believe it would be beneficial if I could have a direct personal line to your office, Minister, considering the speed of developments on the ground in Catalonia.

Best,
Zero Jabour
Chief of International Affairs
Sultanate of Egypt and the Sudan

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Zak

 

[Zak]

The warm orange hue of Madrid’s early evening cast long shadows across the polished oak desk of Minister José Manuel Albares. The heavy doors of the Ministry's executive suite were sealed, security teams posted at the outer perimeter. Inside, a quiet hum from the encryption terminal filled the space as biometric authorization was verified.

With a soft chime, the secure line activated.

“Patch me through to Chief Jabour on a secure diplomatic channel, direct line. No logs. Begin transmission.”

A brief pause. Then the screen flickered softly, showing only a ciphered digital seal confirming the Sultanate's reception.

José Manuel Albares leaned forward, voice calm but deliberate.

“Chief Jabour, this is José Manuel Albares, speaking to you from Madrid. I trust this connection remains as silent as the Cairo dusk."

Kelly the Mad

 

[Kelly the Mad]

In his office high in the Egyptian foreign ministry building, Zero Jabour was sat smoking with some high-ranking friends when the line from Madrid was activated. Quickly, his friends cleared the room, closing the doors behind them. To keep his environment as clear as his mind, Jabour had ensured, when he was appointed, that the entire floor was dedicated to his suite. Unless invited, it was empty aside from security staff and his receptionist, a few rooms away. His encrypted line ran through the building's floor, allowing him to smoke in peace without machinery to distract him. Turning his eyes to the streets of Cairo, dulled by his tinted windows, he picked up his simple office phone.

"Minister Albares, it is a pleasure to speak with you over the phone. Fear not, any line running through my office is safer than a family secret. No one has access here but me. You can rest easy.

"I understand there have been some rapid developments on your side of the mediterreanean. News however, is unreliable, as always- can you enlighten me on the situation as you have assessed it?"

Zak

 

[Zak]

"Chief Jabour, I appreciate your time during what I understand is a moment of rising concern among the world. Allow me to clarify Spain’s position regarding the developments in our region of Catalonia.

Let me be absolutely clear, Catalonia is not a sovereign state. It is and remains an autonomous community within the constitutional Kingdom of Spain. The so-called Free Catalan Assembly also known as the Transitional Council of the Catalan Republic is an illegal, self-appointed body that has rejected both democratic legitimacy and the rule of law.

We are facing what can only be described as an insurrection, wrapped in the language of self-determination but driven by factions that have repeatedly undermined democratic institutions and flouted court rulings. Despite this, Spain has acted and will continue to act with restraint. We have not declared war on our citizens. We have invoked emergency protocols under Article 155 of the Constitution, enabling temporary security measures to prevent the fragmentation of our state and the erosion of public order. These are legal tools approved by the Spanish parliament and overseen by constitutional bodies.

What we are witnessing is not the peaceful pursuit of independence. It is the digital-age equivalent of sedition, and we have credible evidence of foreign involvement in the movement’s recent communications infrastructure. Our National Intelligence Centre has traced multiple encrypted diplomatic contacts initiated by separatist figures many of which raise questions about the intentions of those claiming to champion peace.

I will not speculate here about the motivations of any foreign governments expressing interest in the so-called Catalan cause. But I will urge you to exercise caution, and to consider the precedent being set. Recognition, even informally, of a rogue faction acting outside of legal democratic structures, would not only violate Spain’s sovereignty but it would invite instability into every nation that values its territorial integrity.

Spain is a democracy. A strong one. And no democracy can be expected to tolerate unilateral secession through clandestine means. Our message to the international community will be us restoring order. We will protect civil liberties. And we remain open to dialogue but only within the bounds of legality under Spanish law.

We value our international partnerships. But we will not allow subversion, covert or overt to rewrite our Constitution. I trust you will convey this message clearly within your own government."

Kelly the Mad