[Egypt] Message To Russia

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TOP SECRET AND HIGHLY CLASSIFIED


To: The President Of Russia

Greetings, my esteemed colleague. I am Hosni Mubarak, the President of Egypt. To kickstart relations between our two countries, I would like you to sign the FTA and NAP we have prepared for you. Now, I would like to talk to you about military equipment. We have interest in your equipment, so I would like to inquire you about the prices of these equipment:

T-90M
T-90MS
T-72B4/B3M
2K12 Kub-M3
2K12 Kub-M4
Tunguska-M1
Igla-S (SA-24 Grinch)
ZU-23-2
Mikoyan Mig-29SMT
Mikoyan Mig-21-97 BISON
Mikoyan Mig-21Bis Fishbed
BTR-80
BTR-90
BTR-87
Bumerang IFV
BMD-2M
BMD-4M

Also, could I arrange a meeting between our two ambassadors here in Egypt? I would await your reply. Thank you.

From,
Hosni Mubarak, the President of Egypt

 

[Andy]

“Dear President,

Thank you for getting in contact with myself. Certainly we can set up a Free Trade Agreement however I don’t feel the need for a Non-Aggression Pact unless you are planning something against us?

With regards the equipment, I shall get the committee within the Defence Ministry to look over the list and give you an accurate price of equipment of what would be sold to yourselves.

A meeting between our ambassadors can be arranged, I have forwarded this email on to my ambassador who will await for your reply to organise a meeting at a date best suited for yourself.

Vladimir Putin”

It was noted within the Russian systems that an FTA will be signed and that egypt requested a Non-Aggression Pact which was a bit strange

 

[FascistSS]

Its a normal routine, even other countries offer us their NAP. We also forgot these equipment, so please give us the price for these:

Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-19SF
Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-21MF
Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-21PF
Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-21PFM
Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-21-97 BISON
Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-21Bis Fishbed
Tupolev Tu-16
9K31 Strela-1
9K35 Strela-10
Buk Missile System
Buk-M3
Tor-M2U
ZSU-23-4
Sukhoi Su-24
Mil Mi-24 Superhind Mk.II
Mil Mi-24 Superhind Mk.III
Mil Mi-24
Mil Mi-28
Mil Mi-17
Mil Mi-8
BM-21 Grad

Sorry for the inconvenience we have caused. This is because we are expanding our military. I would await for your reply.

From,
Hosni Mubarak, The President Of Egypt.

 

[Andy]

"Dear President,

I have been notified that the following equipment is not for sale:

Attachment 1#

T-90M
T-90MS
T-72B4/B3M
2K12 Kub-M3
2K12 Kub-M4
Tunguska-M1
Igla-S (SA-24 Grinch)
ZU-23-2
Mikoyan Mig-29SMT
BTR-80
BTR-90
BTR-87
Bumerang IFV
BMD-2M
BMD-4M
Tupolev Tu-16
9K31 Strela-1
9K35 Strela-10
Buk Missile System
Buk-M3
Tor-M2U
ZSU-23-4
Sukhoi Su-24
Mil Mi-24 Superhind Mk.II
Mil Mi-24 Superhind Mk.III
Mil Mi-24
Mil Mi-28
BM-21 Grad

I am awaiting pricing for the rest of the equipment that have been approved

Thanks
President Putin"

 

[FascistSS]

We also forgot these equipment, so please give us the price for these, and we are sorry for the inconvenience. Here are the equipment:

- BMP-1
- BMP-2
- Sovremmeny-class Destroyer
- Slava-class Cruiser
- Udaloy-class Destroyer
- Krivak-class Frigate
- Kilo-class Submarine
- ML-20
- Ural-5323
- Ural-4320

Sorry for the inconvenience we have caused. This is because we are expanding our military. I would await for your reply.

From,
Hosni Mubarak, The President Of Egypt.

 

[Apingdaldal]

Given that the last message is made public, Foreign Affairs Secretary Alan Peter Cayetano would send a private text message to President Mubarak:

"Hello Mr. President. FYI, Russia has collapse for quite some time now. You will not receive a reply from the Russians anytime soon. I suggest you read the newspaper and watch global news because the entire world knows about it already."

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