Italian Message to Brazil

[Logan]

A message would be sent to the President of Brazil

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Transmitted By the Authority of Vincenzo Navarro, Re D'Italia and Duca D'Este

Classified/Encrypted Level IV ​

Sir,

Given recent developments in your nation's international diplomacy, it has been decided that the Italian Government will be requiring from your government USD $2,500,000,000, in order to secure safe passage through our Economic Exclusion Zone and Territorial Waters, in which the Straits of Sicily, through which 2 of your merchant ships travel on a regular basis, are included.

Should you not pay this fee, our military forces will have no choice but to seize these trade assets and the ships used to carry them.

God's Peace be Upon You,

Vincenzo Navarre
Re D'Italia
Regno d'Italia

 

[Moe]

To Someone Who Will Never Matter,

What incident of diplomacy are you referring to?

I have been President for two years and this is how you start a conversation?

My ships will sail through your Straits of the Raped by Mores, and if they need to do so they will with a Naval escort, they will. If I want.

Is Rome ready to handle 150 cruise missiles in five minutes?

And since France is the intended port of which you are referring to, you just make yourself look like a bigger ass by blocking a waterway which is going to your ally?

And a waterway and route they no longer want to continue.

Next time someone asks you to sign your name just scrawl

"Stupid."
@Logan @Ellie