GingeOrCringe
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- Apr 5, 2020
- 625
To: Jack Chambers Drivindeath |
From: Vladyslav Vok |
Subject: Irish Economic Partnership |
Security: Private/encrypted |
Salutations to the esteemed Jack Chambers, Minister of State at the Department of Finance of Beautiful Ireland,
My name is Vladyslav Vovk, I am the Director of Governmental Partnerships at Kopiyka Group. We are a small investment agency founded in Donetsk, Ukraine. I write to you today because I see an opportunity for both of us.
Ireland’s annual budget is listed on your department’s website as being €9.888 Billion annually. According to public records, the Republic of Ireland has spent that money. Deficits are to be expected when a government is acting as it should and serving its people with social programs. We here at Kopiyka Group admire Mother Ireland’s efforts to provide her children with a modern education, kick start the economy with a conversion of the Cork shipyard, and plan for the future with green energy.
Ireland invests smartly in the long run. We would like to invest in Ireland. Presently, we see that it will take a few weeks before your treasury is in the black again. This recession will unfortunately harm your economy unless something is done to address it in a timely manner. We would like to help by providing a financial loan of $4 Billion to $8 Billion USD. Based on your monthly tax income, we would arrange a payment plan that would put less stress on your economy.
Whether the loan is to be repaid in two months or twelve, we are looking for long term partners. People who will return to us for future loan assistance. If you are not currently interested in this proposal, we respect your decision. We simply ask that you keep us in mind should the need for future monetary assistance arise. If you are interested in my proposal, then you can contact me via email and we shall work out the details together!
Respectfully,
Vladyslav Leonidovych Vovk
Director of Governmental Partnerships
Kopiyka Group