[New South Wales]: Message to Brazil [SEC=OFFICIAL]

[Owen]

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DISTRICT COURT OF NEW SOUTH WALES​

UNCLASSIFIED INFORMATION​ SECURITY CLASSIFICATION: OFFICIAL​

Victor Romero​ President of the Federative Republic of Brazil​ Palácio da Alvorada​ Brasília, Federal District, Brazil​ DF 201500-000​

Dear Mr. Romero, President Victor Romero of the Republic of Brazil you are hereby summoned to the Sydney CBD District Court of New South Wales following an issued warrant for your lawful arrest as ordered by Chief Judge Derek Price on the 16 February 2014. This is due to comments you made personally about the Commonwealth Government of Australia in regards to a Media Release issued on the 7 February 2014. The State of New South Wales, alongside all other Australian states and territories, recognises the fundamental right for all persons suspected of an offence to given a fair trial and as such you are to be tried before the court on the following counts: Defamation Act of 2005 (New South Wales) You will sit to hear the case at the court address listed at the footer of this letter - Consideration has been made for the international travel and this will be appended to court expenses. Questions, queries and/or legal remarks should be forwarded to the contact information at the head of this letter. Sincerely, Civil Case Manager of the District Court of New South Wales 17 February 2014

Sydney CBD Registry of the District Court of New South Wales, 86 Goulburn Street, SYDNEY, NEW SOUTH WALES, 2000​ Telephone: 1300 679 272​ www.districtcourt.justice.nsw.gov.au​

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@Moe

 

[Moe]

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To whom it may concern:

Brazilians are not subject to Australian law. More to the point, it was a government spokesperson, not the President himself who made the crude statements. The spokesperson who made the remarks has since been fired. Although technically accurate, they should have not been made in public.

Your second attempt to even begin to fathom the notion of prosecuting a sitting President of a foreign country and force him to sit in your jurisdiction and under your laws when you know full well he did not make the comments himself is as laughable as your country's Chinese invasion plans.

If you are going to keep wasting time, prosecute the French for "not knowing where Alexandria is".

Yours truly,

Pedro de la Pedro, Minister of Dealing With Nuisance Letters From Whiny Countries

@Owen