Taiwan | Message to France

[Deleted member 5]

THE MESSAGE IS CLASSIFIED & TOP SECRET(LEVEL X) ENCRYPTED BY NATIONAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS & SECURITY SERVICES
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To: Jean-Yves Le Drian, Minister of European and Foreign Affairs, Fifth Republic of France
From: Joseph Wu, Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Republic of Taiwan

Subject: Bilateral Relationship

Dear Minister Le Drian,
Hope you are doing well. Let me introduce myself, my name is Joseph Wu, I am the Secretary of Foreign Affairs in Republic of Taiwan. I would like to start bilateral relationship with the Fifth Republic of France. I would like to discuss our relationship to make it more productive. On behalf of the government of the Taiwan, I am writing this letter too you to establish the first official communication between our two nations. Let me know when is the best time to contact with you. Either phone call or email would be great.


Thank you and have a great day!!

Joseph Wu (吳釗燮)

Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Republic of Taiwan
@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

Encrypted and Secret
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To: Joseph Wu, Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Republic of Taiwan
From: Jean-Yves Le Drian, Minister of European and Foreign Affairs

Dear Secretary Wu,

I am glad you contact me, Secretary Wu, I was actually going to contact Taiwan soon.

Having the relationship between Taiwan and France be stronger would be beneficial for both parties. I will open an encrypted phone line for us to discuss more openly and easily.

I will be in contact shortly.

Kindest regards,
Jean-Yves Le Drian
Minister of European and Foreign Affairs
The Fifth Republic of France



With the message sent, Jean-Yves would get ahold of an encrypted line and call his Taiwanese counterpart.

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

THE PHONE CALL IS CLASSIFIED & TOP SECRET(LEVEL X) ENCRYPTED BY NATIONAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS & SECURITY SERVICES​

Upon getting phone call from Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian, Taiwanese Secretary of Foreign Affairs Mr. Joseph Wu would get a green signal from National Security Bureau & Investigation Services, the phone call would be picked up and marked the phone call TOP SECRET & ENCRYPTED.

"Hello This is Secretary Wu speaking!! How are you doing Minister Le Drian? How's Everything in France?"
@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"Well, I suppose we're still rolling," Jean-Yves would laugh, "How are things in Taiwan?"

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

Secretary Wu would chuckle, "Everything is well in Taiwan. I am glad everything is well on France too. The reason of my call is to establish bilateral relationship. China has recognized us as a nation."

@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"I'm happy to hear that China has finally recognized Taiwan as a nation. Let it also be known that France has believed Taiwan to always be it's own sovereign nation, even if others believed otherwise. France would be more than willing to establish a bilateral relationship between our two nations. How would you like to begin this relationship?"

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"It is always a great feeling that when we receive a recognition. First, we would like to set up trade routes between our nations. As for Taiwan, we can export to France which are Electrical machinery, equipment, Machinery including computers, Plastics, Optical, technical, medical apparatus, Refined Petroleum. In exchange we would like to import Pharmaceutical products, Iron and steel. Also, we would like to offer our surplus of air force aircrafts are: 10x F-16 E/F Fighting Falcon "Block 60", 12 of Sukhoi Su-35s "Super Flanker" and 40 of F-16 C/D Fighting Falcon. It is because since we don't many aircrafts to hold, we would like to offer you these aircrafts and they are in great condition. Price will be calculated at your request."

@Ellie

 

[Deleted member 5]

@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"Refined petroleum and electrical machinery would be fine for France. Which port would you like French exports to import into? As for Taiwan, they may bring their exports to the Port of Marseille would be a perfect location. As for the Taiwanese surplus of jets, how much would Taiwan except for all 62 planes?"

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"For the ports in Taiwan, you can use Port of Anping and Port of Kaoshiung. For the 62 jets, the total cost is $1,670,000,000 and I am charging you for 52 planes and you get 10 for free. The 10 fighters are F-16 C/D variants. You can do 4, 6, 8 installments. What do you offer for import?"

@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"Ten of them will be free? That's quite generous, thank you. We are certainly interested in purchasing the planes, how do six installments of 278,333,333.33$ sound?"

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"Six installment will be fine and great. Taiwan Air Forces hoping to acquire Basic variant of Rafale."

 

[Ellie]

"Wonderful, the first installment will be made once we are finished with our conversation.

If the Taiwanese Air Force wishes to purchase Rafale planes themselves then the single-seater variant, Rafale C, will be 85,000,000.00$ per unit and the two-seater variant, Rafale B, will be 91,500,000.00$ per unit. If Taiwan wishes to purchase the domestic production license for the Rafale then it will be 2,000,000,000.00$ for either variant."

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"Alright at the end of the conversation we will transfer our first installment. We would like to do 8 installment the sum of $250,000,000.00. "

 

[Ellie]

"8 installments of 250,000,000.00$ is reasonable. We have a deal.?

Is there anything you would like to discuss?"

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"That's all we have. Also, we would like to set up an Embassy at Paris and we would like France to do at Taipei."

 

[Deleted member 5]

"Lastly can you update the status of Brazil scenario?"
@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"An embassy in each city can easily be established, though I would recommend you wait until the Yellow Vest protests have concluded before trying to enter Paris. As for Brazil, we see them as an immature child who has missed his nap and doubt that any of the threats that they have aimed towards Brazil."

@Sumit

 

[Deleted member 5]

"We fully support France. Seems like Brazil is barking on the wrong tree. Brazil government is crazy, volatile and vent angers on Taiwan too many occasion. That's why our foreign affairs coined them as Monkeyland, they called us asshole first. Keep in mind, we fully support you politically."

@Ellie

 

[Ellie]

"I agree. I have no idea what the hell is going through their minds at the moment, but France will not flinch to their empty threats. If they want to play war then we will show them that they are nothing more than a pawn on the board.

Just be careful about what you say publicly about them, Minister. Certainly, you don't want Taiwan to be seen as an aggressor in this whole mess."

@Sumit