- May 4, 2021
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To: <Monarcho-Socialist State of Myanmar> Alex CC: <Me Minkhaung, Queen of the Burmese Monarcho-Socialist State> From: <The Golden Hand> Subject: Warning Security Type: Secret and Encrypted |
To the disgraceful Queen of Myanmar,
The Golden Hand officially issues a dire warning to your monarcho-socialist state to immediately cease all left-wing policies targeting the legitimate interests and prosperity of the private sector. What era do you think you are living in? The 20th century? The goal of any modern nation-state is to serve the business welfare of its nation, ensuring the entrepreneurs’ ultimate prerogative to enrich the country’s robust economic growth. We disapprove of the increasingly socialist trend in Southeast Asia. Like Thailand, Myanmar continues to hold roads and highways in its hands. Communism! The government has no right to siphon another valid avenue for profit generation from the private sector. You must privatize all public roads now if you truly want to go beyond anti-communist rhetoric!
Moreover, why are there even public hospitals in your country? Your idiotic brain is acting as if the people deserve the right to universal healthcare! The world is not utopian, and only the strongest will survive and rule. Showing weakness like this is the epitome of your entire country’s stupid collective hive mind. We demand an end to the Myanmar government's attacks against the private sector! Concurrently, public schools must be banned. Why are you so keen on taking another way that the business people could enrich your nation? Has your public education ever made profits for the government? If no, then it is the worst kind of investment! Fuck you, your communist sympathizers!
The Golden Hand takes the expansion of left-wing ideologies seriously. We will do anything to preserve capitalism, the system that has brought about unprecedented prosperity to humanity. Of course, the response from a socialist-inspired state like Myanmar will be predictable. Like in Thailand, your government will prosecute the free people who only want the freedom to do business as they desire. Individual liberty is inviolable! Myanmar is violating this principle, the pillar of any free-market regime.
Remember, this is a warning, and we are known to not tolerate any communist sympathizers. Like the socialist fools in Thailand, the Burmese bureaucracy will receive its due judgment by the Invisible Hand for attacking the private sector!
Moreover, why are there even public hospitals in your country? Your idiotic brain is acting as if the people deserve the right to universal healthcare! The world is not utopian, and only the strongest will survive and rule. Showing weakness like this is the epitome of your entire country’s stupid collective hive mind. We demand an end to the Myanmar government's attacks against the private sector! Concurrently, public schools must be banned. Why are you so keen on taking another way that the business people could enrich your nation? Has your public education ever made profits for the government? If no, then it is the worst kind of investment! Fuck you, your communist sympathizers!
The Golden Hand takes the expansion of left-wing ideologies seriously. We will do anything to preserve capitalism, the system that has brought about unprecedented prosperity to humanity. Of course, the response from a socialist-inspired state like Myanmar will be predictable. Like in Thailand, your government will prosecute the free people who only want the freedom to do business as they desire. Individual liberty is inviolable! Myanmar is violating this principle, the pillar of any free-market regime.
Remember, this is a warning, and we are known to not tolerate any communist sympathizers. Like the socialist fools in Thailand, the Burmese bureaucracy will receive its due judgment by the Invisible Hand for attacking the private sector!
See you in Hell,
Free People
The Golden Hand
Market Republic of Thailand
Thailand Electronic Mail Service