Ireland Today

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Embargoes against France and Germany to be rescinded

With the collapse of the socialist regime in France and Èire's membership in the Iron Ring, Parliament has decided to repeal the trade embargoes against France and Germany while also taking steps to strengthen diplomatic relations with these two nations.

Purposal to declare partition illegal by Labourite, Sein Fein, and Communist members of Parliament

this afternoon, leftist parties in The House of Parliament submitted a purposal that would effectively declare the 1920 partition of Ireland to constitute a violation on the part of The United Kingdom against the sovereignty of the Republic.

Sein Fein TDs made a public statement before the press which is as follows - "the current order, the status quo, is tragic betrayal of the sacrifices made for Irish freedom in the generation prior to 1922. This move on our part and that of labourite and communist friends, will ensure that our brothers in north are not forgotten and that we intend to avenge partition at any given moment."

The statement made by Sein Fein was criticized by Fine Gael and Our Union along with The Orange Order in the republic

"The statement released by Sein Fein is proof that certain elements of the political climate in this country are unwilling to set aside their radical adherence to antiquated beliefs regarding the somewhat regretable presence of Britons in Ulster."

This purposal could if passed damage relations with the United Kingdom and provoke a undesirable response.

 

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Embargo against France is lifted

this morning, in a vote 148-5 with 4 abstentions, the House of Parliament has decided to lift Èire's embargo against France seeing as the communist threat is no longer present in the country and the rule of law restored. The Foreign Office shall contact, President Macron, later on to notify him of the change in policy.

Vote on the legality of Partition in Èire stalls

the last few days have witnessed hard fighting between those in favour of maintaining the status quo and good working relations with The United Kingdom and those who believe that status quo is a betrayal of Irish Sovereignty in addition to those who see relations with Britain as being neo colonialist in nature so long as the six counties remain under "occupation"

Sein Fein and The Communist Party voted in favour being joined by 6 Labour and 2 Fianna Fail TDs whereas Fine Gael and Our Union were joined by the remainder of Labour much to the dismay of many Republicans in favour of a united Ireland.

The purposal has since stalled and shall be voted on for a second time soon.

 

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Flags fly at Half Staff Throughout Èire in Honour of the victims of the NYC Terrorist Attacks

This morning, throughout Èire flags were lowered to half staff in memory of those who were brutally murdered in New York City by terrorist elements subscribing to a radical variant of the Islamic Faith at odds with civilized notions of peaceful coexistence and the right to life. All Government building shall close their doors at high noon out of respect for the dead.

 

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Second Attempt at reversing partition purposed by Sein Fein and The Communist Party of Èire

after having failed to secure a suitable majority needed to deem the partition of Èire illegal, leftist TDs in the Dàil have once more purposed a bill to put an end to the Irish governments reluctant acceptance of British dominion over the six counties that make up the northeastern half of Ulster. Members of Fine Gael and Our Union remain adamant in blocking such seeming outrageous pieces of legislation which in their eyes poses a direct threat to the stability and sovereignty of Èire while at the same time jeopardizing relations with Britain.

 

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Second Attempt reversing partition passes in Dàil Èireann

This afternoon much to the surprise of many, the left wing nationalist party, Sein Fein together with the anti capitalist and anti imperialist communist party managed to convince a few TDs from Labour and Fianna Fail to support legislation that if implemented would effectively result in Ireland refusing to continue its recognition of the partition.

Sein Fein released a statement on the matter in a press conference - "Let it be noted that the record of history since 1921 has been at least for our brothers in the north a cataclysmic nightmare of abuse and neglect covered up by the governments of Whitehall and Stormont with Leinster House being largely silent and reluctantly accepting of the status quo...from this day forth....that ends."

As a result of the passage of said bill through Dàil Èireann, 5 members of Our Union and 10 of Fine Gael crossed over to join the national opposition receiving a warm welcome from Sein Fein and company.

 

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Office of Customs and Immigration Authorizes the establishment of security checkpoints on Irish side of the border with the Occupied Six Counties

This morning with the approval of the Prime Minister, the Office of Customs and Immigration authorized the establishment of security checkpoints along the border in order to regulate the flow of goods and individuals coming from the Occupied Six Counties in the northeastern part of the Isle.

Regulations shall be enforced in a manner that respects the privacy of individuals and their right to move freely provided they be in poscession of the necessary documentation...said regulations shall be carried out by the Garda Síochána when and where appropriate.

 

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Office of Customs And Immigration to slash quota on the entry of Nigerians down to 50 applicants

After having received flak from the government of Nigeria as a result of the decision to sever diplomatic ties with The United Kingdom, The Office of Immigration and Customs has authorized the slashing of Nigeria's quota for entry into Èire down to a mere 50 applicants once a year in a move supported by many Irishmen and women complaining about the taking of Irish jobs by new migrants from.the third world. As far as priorities are concerned, Nigerians of Partial or Full European (particularly Irish origins) stock shall be given entry. Applicants of origins beyond European stock shall be asked to pay a fee for the sake of their own intergration not surpassing £12,000. Those without the required amount will have to wait twice as long that is if entry is granted at all.

 

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Embargo against Serbia issued and diplomatic recognition of Kosovo granted

this morning, it was decided on the part of Dàil Èireann to implement an arms and trade embargo upon Serbia in response to its expansionist policies directed at Kosovo. All business franchises are advised to cease the sale of products made and exported by Serbia. On Another note, The Irish Government has decided to extend diplomatic recognition to Kosovo as an independent state

 

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IRA attempt on Canadian Ambassador and Prime Minister goes arye with IRA Army Council claiming responsibility, Irish Government condemns terrorist actions.

Yesterday afternoon, Operatives from The Irish Republican Army attempted to stage an assassination of Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau along with the country's ambassador, the operatives were reported as having wore plumbing uniforms in a bit to gain entry onto the embassy premises after which a brief fire fight insued resulting in 2 embassy security guards and 1 IRA operative wounded.

Earlier today, The Army Council of The IRA claimed responsibility for its actions stating that the purpose of the initial attack was to force Canada into a position of non intervention on the side of Britain while alienating the Irish Government in order to gain the support of those wishing to bring about the reunification of Ireland by force of arms.

The Government of Èire has since condemned the IRA and has issued a indefinite ban upon the IRA's left nationalist political arm, Sein Fein.

 

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Garda and Army due to respond to threats of terrorist activity

Recently, it has come to the attention of many at home in Èire and abroad that there has been a rebirth and emergence of The Irish Republican Army within the domain of Èire. It is because of recent events that the ministry of defense and the head of the Garda Síochána have agreed to conduct anti terrorist counter insurgency operations in order to curtail and in do time eliminate the threat of the IRA.

The TDs from Sein Fein have been arrested and imprisoned for suspected involvement in such events as the botched attempt to assassinate Justin Trudeau along with the ambassador of Canada to Èire.

 

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Day of Solidarity with Catalonia announced as Irishmen and women out in support of Catalan Independence

this morning, in the streets of Dublin, Cork, Limerick, and Galway the shops and places of interest close their doors as thousands of Irishmen and women poured into the streets in order to express their solidarity with the people of Catalonia in pursuit of independence from Spain.

Organizers from Sein Fein, Labour, The Communist Party of Ireland, and The Anarchist Federation of Ireland joined forces in a series of marches and rallies.

Several stores have removed products made in Spain from their shelves, Dock Workers have refused to unload shipments containing exports made in Spain, franchises choosing to continue selling Spanish products have been hit hard by a nationwide boycott.

Catalan and Irish flags adorned the Irish Parliament as well as several other locations. Some have even reported seeing individuals burning the flag of Spain.

 

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Irish National Day 2013

Today marks the 91st year of Irish Independence from The United Kingdom as obtained on December 6th, 1922 upon having signed The Anglo-Irish treaty thus ending the Irish War of Independence. In honour of such an occassion, the national flag was placed at half staff in the center of Dublin as the national anthem "The Soldiers Song" was blared aloud.

The Irish Government has reaffirmed its dedication to the principles laid out in 1916 along with the 1937 constitution adding that it shall remain steadfast in its belief in a united Ireland, the home of the people united under the common name of an Irishman.

 

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Fine Gael and Labour purpose a joint bill to acquire Irish Recognition of The Universal Declaration of Human Rights

this afternoon in Parliament, members of Fine Gael and Labour announced their decision to purpose before the legislature a bill that would bind Ireland to the contents of The Global Assembly's declaration on human rights in a bid to beginning the restoration of Irish membership after several months of inactivity following the previous administration's withdrawal alomgside Germany, The Ottoman State, and Singapore.

 

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Parliament Ratifies The Universal Declaration of Human Rights

This morning, members of parliament from both the political left and right came together in order to vote on the ratification of the Global Assembly's Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Fine Gael with support from Fianna Fail and Labour managed to pass the bill despite several objections on the grounds of national sovereignty from members of The National Alliance.

 

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Public Order Act purposed by The National Alliance

This morning in Parliament, the National Alliance purposed a bill designed to place restrictions upon the political activities of those political parties prone to extremist outbursts and advocacy. The act would contain the following:

1) a ban on the wearing of paramilitary uniforms or politically oriented articles of clothing

2) a ban on mass rallies and demonstrations deemed provocative or inciteful by nature

3) the disbandment of party paramilitaries

The Public order act would entail among other things cordination of the Garda with the Army in order to ensure the continuation of peace on Irish streets.

 

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Public Order Act rejected by TDs in Parliament

This evening, after days of seemingly endless discussion regarding the bill purposed by the National Alliance, the TDs were called up to vote with the results being 85 against and roughly 16 in favor with 5 absentions..the purposal has been soundly defeated.

 

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Bill to legalize marijuana, prostitution, and same sex marriage purposed by Labour

This afternoon in a session of parliament, a Labour TD representing the interests of County Clare has purposed a bill that would allow for the legalization of marijuana for medicial usage as perscribed by a doctor and for limited recreational use in small quantities with tax. In addition to this, two other components were purposed in the legislature calling for the legalization of prostitution and same sex marriage. Voting shall commence on Friday morning.

 

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Worker's Republic Proclaimed in Dublin

Yesterday, the masses rose up against the political and economic establishment in what was a nationwide revolution. After months of mounting debt, a flawed foreign policy, and widespread corruption along with general ineptitude on the part of the ruling class, the worker's and peasants of Ireland have proclaimed a socialist republic from Dublin.

Under the new leadership of the Free Socialist Worker's Party, a new set of policies are to be developed and implemented providing for peace and prosperity of all.

 

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The New Regime's Policies

The following is a list of policies advocated by The Free Socialist Worker's Party in association with Dissident members of Sein Fein, the contents of which are not by any means the views of Ireland Today, Enjoy!

- The Abolition of special privileges enjoyed by the Roman Catholic Church in Ireland

- The Legslisation of Abortion, Marijuana, Recreational Drugs, and Prostitution.

- The Repeal of Legislation concerning the imposition of protectionist trade barriers against The United Kingdom

- The Implementation of Workplace democracy

- The Redistribution of all unoccupied land to those in need and The outlawing of Absentee Landlordism

- The Decentralization of Ireland back into Four Provinces each with their own provincial constitutions and legislatures under republican auspices

- The End of Hostilities with The United Kingdom and The Final Solution of The National Question regarding the constitutional status of Northern Ireland

- The Abolition of Conscription and The Readaptation of a volunteer oriented system of enlistment

- The Retention of Markets as a means of distributing goods and services albeit without hierarchical authority, rent, or usury.

- The Defense of Individual liberty

 

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Privileges previously enjoyed by the Catholic Church, abolished and state institutions secularized

This Afternoon marks the end of era for Irish History, as Dàil Èireann after a vote of 50-21 with 3 abstentions agreed to sever state links to the Roman Catholic Church and secularize those institutions in the service of the state. while many celebrated this achievement, some of Ireland's more conservative inclined citizens expressed a certain amount of dismay and shock. Despite this, the government has pledged to uphold religious liberty for Catholics as is enjoyed by any other community in the Republic.