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Polska Agencja Prasowa S.A. was incorporated in 1918 as the Polish Telegraphic Agency (PTA). In 1944 following the Soviet entry into German-occupied Poland, the company was taken over by the Polish communists and set up under its current name as the local alternative to the still functioning Polish Telegraphic Agency loyal to the Polish government in exile from 1939 in Paris and London. During the reign of communism in Poland PAP was a government institution and the official communist mouthpiece. In 1990 after the collapse of the Soviet Union and the fall of communism in Europe, the company was reformed and in 1991 the original PTA was finally merged into PAP to form the present day Agency.

 

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Tensions Between Irish Government and the Irish Republican Army have come to a climactic conclusion it seems

It appears Taoiseach Bruton of Ireland has been imprisoned under charges of Treason. Minister of State Pat Rabbitte was also killed early this morning in a shootout with Irish Police after an attempt to serve a warrant for his arrest. He was also accused of treason. It appears as though Minister of Defence Seán Barrett is poised to take control of the government. The Polish Ministry of Foreign Policy was unable to be contacted for comments. Though, it appears the Polish Customs and Border Protection Agency has tweeted a travel advisory and warned Polish Citizens within Ireland to immediately return home in case they are caught in some unforeseen conflict arising from the situation that occurred.

Until comments can be received from both the Polish Ministry of Foreign Policy and the Irish Ministry of State, we are requesting any Polish Citizens within Ireland to tweet us at @PolishPressAgency with any pictures or stories regarding the current situation within Ireland. Until this passes we wish all Polish Citizens within Ireland to stay safe and if you feel unsafe to head directly to the Polish Embassy at Dublin 4, Dublin, Ireland. Will keep the people updated like it was 1944.

 

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Poland Offers Peacekeepers to Assist In Stabilizing the Situation in Zimbabwe/Rhodesia

It appears that during a Global Assembly meeting recently, that voted on assisting Zimbabwe in stabilizing their country after the revolution, Poland has offered to send a brigade to act as peacekeepers during this stressful time. It appears the current Polish Government is taking a strong stance to ties with the military community. With the recent expansions, training exercises, and recruitments it appears Poland is on its way to being a true player on the world stage.

As for what unit is poised to be Poland's first deployment overseas, an anonymous informant within the Ministry of Defense says it will most likely be the 2nd Legion Mechanized Brigade based out of Złocieniec, Szczecin Voivodeship. Again we ask anyone with information they would like to share to contact us on twitter @PolishPressAgency and give us any information you are able to share.

Alternatively, it appears there is some sort of military operation happening near Szwecja. Resident Maria Lewandowska has tweeted us about military convoys going in and out of the Forest Reserve near the township of Szwecja. The Ministry of Defense were unable to be reached to provide insight to this.

 

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Breaking News: Terrorist Attack In Lille, France​

We have received word from a foreign correspondent who wishes to remain anonymous that there was a terrorist attack at the Catholic University of Lille. It appears a large group of men armed with automatic weapons and some sort of aerosolized chemical weapon. It appears a large portion of the campus has been filled with this gas before the terrorists began firing on the unarmed students and civilians in the area.

It appears French Military has also cordoned off the area to stop civilians from entering the area. There are reports of sporadic gunfire coming from the campus as military units seemingly probe the defenses the terrorists have established around the campus. It is unknown what France is preparing to deal with the situation, but we will keep you all informed, dear readers.

Keeping the world informed like its 1944.

 

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Civilians Flock to Gdansk Port on the Eve of the British Tour coming to Poland
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Civilians are flocking from all corners of Poland to the Port city of Gdansk to celebrate the arrival of the British Frigate, HMS Wessex. Aircraft, naval personnel, and ships have all been spotted in and around the harbor to welcome our guests in spectacular fashion. We are all excited to see the British warship in comparison to our own but we must ask our citizens to please obey all laws and rules in place. These have been put in place to protect both our British friends and our civilians from harm.

Keeping the world informed like its 1944.

Jamie

 

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Breaking News: Gunfire erupts in Killarney
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We have received word from civilians and field reporters both that the city of Killarney is under siege from the terrorist organization known as the Irish Republican Army, or IRA. Our inboxes have been flooded with images that are too graphic to post. We have a few images that are capable of being posted. Please be warned what you are about to see is of a graphic nature. If you are easily offended by signs of violence please do not look any further.

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Image shows graffiti on a wall in Killarney

Image shows a Transit Buss after Firebombing

Image shows Irish Military Police Approaching suspected IRA

Image shows Suspected IRA member throwing a Molotov

Image shows Suspected IRA members fighting with Police

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Apologies for the previous images if you were disturbed by them. It appears a media blackout has occurred with Ireland and we are the only ones covering the story. It is our journalistic integrity to post these images and keep the world informed.

Keeping the world informed like its 1944.

Drivindeath

 

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Gunshots Reported Across Warsaw
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The calm of the city of Warsaw, Poland was broken today in the early afternoon as reports of gunfire being exchange between armed assailants and the the Policja at the Policja headquarters within Warsaw. Several officers were wounded before a vehicle based improvised explosive device was detonated allowing the gunman to escape in the confusion. A few minutes prior to this exchange of gunfire another vehicle based IED was detonated outside of a Primary School located in central Warsaw. This explosive device detonating resulted in the death of four police officers and several children being hospitalized with minor injuries relating to the concussive force of the blast. To culminate the end of this terrifying day, an Agent assigned from the Polish Office of State Protection, that was investigating the massacre at Brodnowski Cemetery, was gunned down in the street outside of a PKO Polish Bank before an Armed Response Team from the OSP arrived. They were able to subdue and arrest one of the gunman but, unfortunately, the other suspected bank robbers were able to escape following another vehicle based IED was detonated outside of the building.

The Policja and the Office of State Protection have not been forthcoming with any details regarding the identity of these men or their possible motivations. We are lead to speculate that these attacks might coincide with the Brodnowski Cemetery massacre but these claims cannot be substantiated without any word from the OSP. The identities of the slain Policja have not been released at this time in order to have appropriate amount of time to inform the families and allow them to grieve.

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Victims of the Brodnowski Cemetery Massacre​

Aniela Sieradzka - 33 - Warsaw, Poland
Malina Kwiatkowska - 25 - Warsaw, Poland
Blanka Czerniawska - 23 - Warsaw, Poland
Melania Hyjek - 54 - Warsaw, Poland
Bianka Ruta - 79 - Gdasnk, Poland
Wioleta Plotka - 89 - Szczecin, Poland
Józefa Sudol - 32 - Szczecin, Poland
Karina Sudol - 5 - Szczecin, Poland
Antonina Ligocka - 18 - Gdansk, Poland
Natasza Sakowicz - 27 - Gdansk, Poland
Sławomir Waliński - 20 - Krakow, Poland
Marcin Romiński - 90 - Krakow, Poland
Klaudiusz Orzechowski - 67 - Lodz, Poland
Oskar Wileński - 78 - Lodz, Poland
Brunon Sudol - 7 - Szczecin, Poland
Konstanty Cieślik - 18 - Torun, Poland
Tytus Hornik - 25 - Ostroleka, Poland
Igor Brus - 45 - Ostroleka, Poland
Lubomir Sudol - 34 - Szczecin, Poland
Benedykt Ryll - 54 - Zory, Poland

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Polish Office of State Protection takes Reigns of Brodnowski Cemetery Massacre
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Fear is still present in the eyes of the ordinary citizens of Warsaw as news that the newly founded agency, the Polish Office of State Protection, has taken over the investigation into the most heinous crime to have occurred in Poland during the 21st century. There are rumors present that the perpetrators of the Brodnowski Massacre are also credited to the Primary School bombing, the PKO Bank Robbery that left one agent dead and another wounded, and the Policja headquarters bombing. If these rumors are to be believed then those responsible are a true threat to the safety of the Polish people and the Office of State Protection will need all of our prayers to bring those responsible to Justice.

We are in a somber mood today as there was yet another bombing in Warsaw. this time at the venerated Church of St. James the Great. Now, this is pure speculation on our part but with the recent history bombings it is only logical to conclude that these acts are all related. We are unsure if the Office of State Protection has also drawn these conclusions but we hope that these are not related. It would not bode well for those that believe the Holy Church is a safe place for the faithful.

In other new, the wife of the recently deceased hero Detective Nikolai Novichek has made a statement to those who shot and killed her husband. This is the transcript.

WARNING: The transcript below can be triggering to some people.

"Many of you know who I am. Many of you did not know who my husband was before that tragic day. He wouldn't have had it any other way. During his service in the Armed Forces he had been awarded and promoted several times. During his time with the Warsaw Policja, he received commendations several times from his superiors for his actions to his city and his nation. But he was not one to brag. He was a humble man, a man of god, a soldier, a Policja, a husband, and a father. A good father. Now his daughter asks where daddy is. He will no longer tuck her in. Take her to get ice cream. Scare her first boyfriend. Be at her graduation. He will not walk her down the aisle when she is married. Turn yourself in now so that the Polish Justice system can judge you. Because if you don't and continue to take fathers from their daughters. His compatriots will send you to be judge by god. And he will judge you harshly for your sins. God has gifted Poland the sword of the Archangel Michael and they are coming for you."

 

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Short list for Polish Reelections released​

Faith in the fledgling Royal family has been restored with the news that the short list for the Council of Ministers elections has been released. It features many new faces to the political stage as well as many grizzled veterans. It seems that Prime Minister Burzek will not be running alone this year. But against two other opponents. We are looking forward to the debates between Prime Minister Buzek and Leszek Miller, who has been a minister on the cabinet twice before under different presidents. We are also surprised to see that Antoni Macierewicz will not be running this election for Minister of National Defense, or any other position. Instead the Minister's position will be fought over by Bronisław Komorowski, Jerzy Szmajdziński, and Janusz Onyszkiewicz.

We will also be seeing fresh faces in the Ministry of Health, Infrastructure and Economy, and Media and Digital Affairs to name a few. We are sure that the coming months will show us what these Ministry hopefuls have and do not have.

In other news, we have received reports that that have been a number of organized crime cases being made within the capital of Warsaw. Local Policja have arrested several key figures to certain Organized Crime organizations and have refused to comment on the matter. We can only assume that they have been receiving help from the Polish Office of State Protection. Makes us wonder if they can catch these gangsters, why they can't catch those responsible for the Brodnowski Cemetery Massacre.

 

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Polish-Russian Citizens Riot in Warsaw
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Following the tragic death of twenty year old Sergei Yushkinov after an altercation with an unnamed Policja Officer, and the subsequent not guilty verdict for the officer, Citizens of Polish and Russian origin are rioting outside of the Polish Supreme Court calling for Justice for Sergei. That has since become their cry. Businesses, vehicles, and signs throughout Warsaw, and Poland as a whole, have been spotted with the words 'Justice for Sergei' written on them. Often times this includes the face of the twenty year old delivery driver. The official story is that the young man reached for the officer's firearm during a struggle but many point towards the video evidence captured by our own cameras indicating the young man was shot in the back while laying on the ground, in compliance. Our goal here at the Polish Press Agency is to deliver the truth, no matter the repercussions for us.

In other news, it appears the Polish Military is in search of prospective doctors and nurses who are interested in serving our nation and providing the best healthcare to the warriors who fight for it. If you are interested, please see your local recruiting office and apply today. They are also looking for nurses, paramedics, emergency medical technicians, radiologists, and other disciplines in the medical field.

 

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Terrorist Attack in Warsaw
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We are saddened to report that there was a terrorist attack on the University Clinical Center in Warsaw. Armed terrorists with reported links to the perpetrators of the Brodnowski Cemetary Massacre drove an ambulance into the emergency room entrance of the Clinical Center before taking hostages utilizing automatic firearms. Ten minutes after the initial impact a small explosion released a yellow gas into the emergency area. One minute after the initial explosion, the entrance of the emergency area was engulfed in flames from a second explosive device which served to fill much of the hospital with the gas we have been informed was a combination of Chlorine and Ammonia gas. Survivors of the secondary explosion have been transported to the Military Institute of Medicine and several other hospitals.

To further explain what is going on, I have reporters on the scene at the Polish Office for State Protection. The Agency Director, Colonel Radomil Walkowiak is holding a press briefing to further explain what is happening.

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"Thank you for coming so early. I just wanted to clarify the current situation within Poland. Most of you may be aware of the recent massacre at Brodnowski Cemetery. As well as the recent bombing at the University Clinical Center and the gunmen who attempted to assassinate her majesty the Queen, Zofia Grabowski, at the Military Institute of Medicine. I want to put to rest any fears you may have gained during these trying times. Sometime after the bombing last night, Agents from the Office of State Protection were able to take four members of the terrorist cell into custody last night. Unfortunately three of the terrorists succumbed to their wounds before they could be interrogated by my agents. Fortunately the fourth was able to be interrogated and revealed the threats on her Majesty's life before succumbing to his injuries. During the attempted assassination, two of my agents were unfortunately killed but not before the two would be assassins were killed in their attempts. An armed response team arrived shortly after and took custody of her Majesty and have moved her to a safe location that will not be disclosed. The victims of the housefire in the suburbs of Warsaw have been identified as the ringleaders of this terrorist organization and have been identified as Henryk Żarek, Yankov Korzeniowski, Gustav Bieniek, and Władysław Micka. Thank you, that is all."

 

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Heir To The Throne
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We, here at Polish News Agency, are pleased to announce that a future Queen has been born. King Stanislaus Grabowski and her majesty Queen Regent Zofia Grabowski née Kowalska were pleased to welcome Crown Princess Wiktoria Grabwoski at University Clinical Center in Warsaw. They had asked to delay the announcement of the birth to allow their family and the nation to heal after the devastating terrorist attack that occurred on the same day at the same place. Born with a headful of hair and bright green eyes, the bouncing baby has since been released from the hospital with a clean bill of health and the family has returned to the Royal Palace within Warsaw. After the terrorist attack and his Majesty's return from the Grand European Summit hosted within Norway, the family has been busy running the country and caring for their daughter. We reached out for a statement from the Royal Palace and from what we were informed, His Majesty is elated that she had the good fortune to take after her mother rather than himself.

 

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Protests Amid Challenge From The Holy See
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Early this morning we find hundreds of citizens standing out front of the Thai embassy located within Warsaw following the Wednesday Address made by His Holiness the Pope. Amid the rumors of the Thai conquest of the French island of New Caledonia and the call to arms by the Pope, citizens have flocked from their homes carrying signs reading Free Caledonia, Stay Out of New Caledonia, and Dues Vult.

Local Policja have been called in to maintain order and to ensure no violence comes from such a demonstration, we are hoping a formal statement from His Majesty’s government is forthcoming. It was not long ago that our streets were filled with chaos following the terrorist attacks and we had hoped they would remain quiet for some time.

Some of the protestors have dressed in Crusader armor and wield swords of both functional and artistic style while chanting Dues Vult. We can only hope these instigators will be dealt with swiftly.

 

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Photo of the Beginning of protests in the District of Columbia

Protests Amid Patriot Act Vote in The United States Congress
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In a disturbing turn of events, the peaceful and idyllic nightlife of the American capitol were marred by violent protests that erupted, leaving the city battered and confused as to what had happened. What had begun as several peaceful demonstrations, quickly escalated to a full blown riot across the city. Violent clashes between opposing protestors and with the Police required acting-President Sinclair to declare a State of Emergency for the city and instituted a 5:30pm curfew. After protests continued after this embarkation point, the Insurrection Act was initiated and forces from the 39th Engineer Battalion, attached to the District of Columbia National Guard, were activated along with several Military Police units that were subsequently placed throughout the city.

As violence escalated throughout the city, military units were pulled away from the edges of the perimeter to better protect the White House from protestors. During this time we can confirm at least one person has been shot after climbing the fence with some sort of weapon. We do not know what the man's intentions were or what type of weapon he had but sources inform us that he is in critical condition as of the writing of this story. The withdrawal of forces to protect the White House did lead to the Capitol Building being assaulted by a large group of protestors before Capitol Police and the US Senators barred the doors to the Senate Chamber to prevent any harm to their charges.

Photo of Rioters, District of Columbia​

During the later hours of the protests, one of our reporters was able to capture of picture of acting-President Sinclair leading a group of the 39th Engineer Battalion through Washington D.C. to get to the Capitol Building and where the uniformed officers and Senate had requested assistance. Mounted on a Parks Police horse, the aging Sinclair lead his soldiers from the front as the soldiers fixed bayonets on their rifles and marched into certain harm. With no riot gear and only glorified spears, the scene brings images of medieval times of a king leading his soldiers to victory. And a victory it was. Using an unknown firearm to gain the attention of protestors after riding his horse up the steps to the Capitol, Acting-President Sinclair was able to buy his men enough time for the 82nd Airborne, United States Marines, D.C. National Guard, and other police units converged on the city.

Acting-President Sinclair was not done, however. After dispersing the crowd outside of the Capitol building, the aging political veteran led his soldiers through the Capitol Building to the Senate where he passionately spoke to them regarding the Patriot Act which, we believe, led to the unanimous rejection of the bill by the one hundred senators present. He even was said to have made a joke about the state of his appearance.

As dawn broke over the capitol, the citizens of Washington D.C. would have hundreds of people to thank for their protection such an ugly display but one person stands out. Acting-President Sinclair.

Photo of door to an office within the Capitol building​

 

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Press Release by His Majesty King Stanislaus Grabowski
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"With the recent tensions rising in the Middle East between Israel and Palestine, the formation of the Egyptian Interdiction Zone, and the events surrounding the debasement of the Hagia Sofia and its conversion from a museum into a Mosque, I feel it is my duty as the sovereign of Poland and a member of the Catholic faith to issue a travel advisory against the Republic of Turkiye. This is done in case tensions between the predominately Muslim population of Turkiye and the Christian minorities escalates into violence regarding the Hagia Sofia issue. While we are not prematurely ending our Student Exchange Program with Turkiye we feel it is necessary for all Polish citizens and all Christians within Turkiye to exercise extreme caution and should you find yourself in danger due to these escalating tensions to get in contact with the Polish Embassy. From there, the Polish government will work tirelessly to ensure you are able to make it to your home or to a friendly nation of your choosing."

Poland has long been a proponent of the safety of the worlds citizens and it is the viewpoint of this office that the release of this press release by His Majesty the King, just further proves this point. Having experienced the troubles that Poland has experienced from the partitions all the way to World War II, I think it offers Poland an unique viewpoint on various crises that may or may not pop up around the world. Unlike some nations who directly impose their will on other nations to further their cause, we have seen the ruling family of Poland continue to make great strides in an effort to allow nations to solve these issues themselves unless it endangers civilians. We have seen it with the War in Turkey a few years back and even more recently the Polish Medical expedition to New Caledonia and Japan following the terrorist attacks there. It is my personal belief that the monarchy has many supporters among the civilians of Poland, and probably of the world.

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A Tale of Near Death Experiences and Triumph Over Supernatural Spirits
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The hit television show, 'Treasures of the Commonwealth', has come to a dramatic close tonight during a special two hour season finale that featured the King of Poland himself conversing with the host Doctor Skrok. The basic plot of the docuseries was the investigation into the disappearance of the lost Crown Jewels of Poland and whether or not they were truly destroyed on orders of the Prussian King. That answer was found in tonight's episode that features near death experiences and unexplained video evidence of supernatural spirits inhabiting an area of the Tatra Mountains called Death's Valley, which holds the record of deaths of any hiking trail within Poland. A freak avalanche and storm trapped the crew inside a cave for fourteen days before they were rescued and revealed the remains of several skeletons wearing Prussian uniforms and three chests that could answer the question. Watch the episode here to find out what was inside those chests and who managed to escape certain death.

 

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Largest Leak of Classified Information Leads to the Arrest of 5 Foreign Spies
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Following the leak earlier this week that saw the classified information regarding a training exercise the Polish navy was holding in the Mediterranean Sea, five foreign spies thought to have been apart of the Thai NIA have been arrested. As apart of a large counter-espionage operation happened following the dissemination of this information, the Polish Office of State Protection has released a statement saying they arrested five foreign agents, thought to have once belonged to the Thai Republic and their National Intelligence Agency, and placed them in custody without chance of bond or bail while they await trial. The official charges laid against the suspected spies included five counts of espionage and two hundred and twenty counts of attempted malicious wounding. While the espionage charges are self-explanatory, it appears the charges for attempted malicious wounding come from the fact that the information leaked could have caused direct bodily harm towards the Polish sailors serving their country. While the agents will be facing a closed trial due to the information that could be revealed, we will believe we will have a verdict in the coming days as well as their sentencing. Stay tuned for more information.

 

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Poland Releases Diplomatic Communication With Thailand
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Stemming from the controversy from the Thai leak of classified Polish information regarding Intelligence Operations, His Royal Majesty, King Stanislaus Grabwoski of House Poniatowski, has chosen to close the embassy of Thailand in Warsaw following all rules set forth from the Resolution of International Diplomacy enacted by the Global Assembly. We have been the primary news station that has been given this information and have been asked to provide excerpts from the Thai communications regarding their viewpoint of various nations.

Email 1: This email is the response sent to the Thai Head of Mission as well as the Thai Ministry of Foreign Affairs detailing the closure of the Embassy as well as the timeline the Embassy staff for removal from the country. They are limiting the travel of Thai personnel within the Embassy to from the Embassy to the Airport and will require an escort from Policja or Office of State Protection personnel to insure the safety of the Polish Citizens and limit the risk of espionage.

Email 2: This was a diplomatic correspondence started by the Thai government in an effort to get the Polish monarch to sign a treaty known as the Harmonious Accord that, allegedly, promotes a "wide range of understanding and cooperation from good governance and respect for sovereignty to economic cooperation, cultural exchange, and sustainable development." While the Polish crown did not sign the treaty they fear that it would limit the ability for nations to conduct military and intelligence operations in a state that would protect the service members from reprisal from terrorists and foreign nations. It is our personal opinion that, due to the actions of the Thai Government, nations do not sign the agreement and if already are signatories, attempt to end their involvement with the treaty.

Email 3: This is the classified information that was leaked by the Thai Government which the Polish Crown will be seeking criminal charges for due to the nature of the documents inside. There were clear stipulations within the communications that stipulated that dissemination of the documents would result in a charge of a capital crime against the Polish Crown. Inside this document one would see the Thai government refer to the Israeli government as the primary destabilizing actor within the Middle-East. Furthermore, inside the document they state they wield their influence as a world power with responsibility and yet they frequently are on the front page of news stations as a destabilizing force on the world stage.

Email 4: This email chain was started by Poland as an investigative action to inquire as to the state of restoration of the Polish Embassy within Thailand. Inside the email the Thai Prime Minister states that Embassies are under the co-ownership of Thailand and the sending nation, which is a violation under the Resolution of International Diplomacy set forth by the Global Assembly. Further, the Thai Ambassador states they 'their laws are usually skipped over due to the fact a majority of nations do not endorse the Global Assembly', which is a worrying thing to state by a nation who is a sitting member of the Global Assembly as well as a nation that considers itself a World Power on the same footing as the United States and the United Kingdom.

Email 5: This email chain was started by the Thai government inviting a Polish delegation to tour the Thai energy facilities. It was declined by the Kingdom of Poland.

Email 6: The third user involved within this document has been classified and no information of them have been revealed. Inside this document, it shows the communication between Poland and an unknown third party working together to remove the Thai threat to national security of New Caledonia. It shows the the deft actions of Polish servicemembers and the unknown third party resulted in the Thai personnel standing down and taking a secondary role in the humanitarian operations within New Caledonia.

Email 7: This email chain was started by the Thai Government and was an attempt at establishing international relations with Poland.

Furthermore we received a copy of the meeting held by Deputy Foreign Minister Wiola Gorska and the Thai Ambassador that clearly states that not only does the Thai government have imperialistic ideas regarding uniting all of Southeast Asia under one banner but also it is stated the Thai Ambassador stated the phrase of the tagline of the document leak of the Polish ships near Israel. Furthermore, the Thai Ambassador states that if the leak was done by Thailand it was the work of the Thai Middle East Command operating out of Turkey. We have also received confirmation from an undisclosed source within the Office of State Protection that the Thai Agents have stated they operate Intelligence personnel within every embassy they operate worldwide. While we commend the Thai's attempt at transparency, we condemn them for their actions of not only putting the lives of Polish servicemembers at risk but also their own intelligence operatives who were apart of the intelligence operation.

 

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News From The Vatican​

We have received unconfirmed reports that there is gunfire and explosions occurring within the Vatican, while we have no confirmed reports and have no affiliated reporters within the area we are unable to confirm these reports but we will be reaching out to fellow news agencies within Italy to see if we can get a confirmation of these instances. If there are any viewers within the Vatican or Italy who can prove or disprove these reports, please do not hesitate to reach out to our office at polishnewsagency@hotmail.com.

Until then, please be safe while traveling abroad.

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Plight of the Vatican
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We have received word from one of our affiliate journalists currently on vacation within the city of Rome. She has sent an attachment of pictures that showcase the current devastation of the Vatican City with whatever the conflict is ongoing there. She has also attached a video giving her eyewitness testimonial towards the ongoing crisis. Be warned the images and video you are about to witness are not for the faint of hearted or those squeamish with the sight of blood.

A grimy and blood stained woman would appear on the scream and begin speaking in Polish.

“Ladies and gentleman of the world my name is Dora Duda and I am an affiliate journalist with the Polish News Agency Region 2 team. I am not an investigative journalist but I have witnessed an armed conflict occurring within the walls of The Vatican. While I cannot ascertain the identities of the aggressors, I can state that the Swiss guard are apart of the conflict and have come under heavy fire from armed helicopters bearing the seal of the Vatican. Shortly after several explosions just after 10am, I was able to snap various photos of the conflict which includes the helicopters in question. Shortly after these pictures were taken i maneuvered myself towards my current location where I witnessed a large explosion brought about by at least vehicle born improvised explosive device that resulted in the partial destruction of the Palsetto di Borgo. It was famously used in the 1500’s to allow the escape of the Pope during a siege at the time. I can only express my hope that the tunnels were not in use by the current Pope. I will continue my investigation and documentation of the crisis as it evolves once I am able to get back on location.”

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