- Jul 12, 2018
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Ultimately, the few that would learn about what happened here, would clearly see that this entire debacle originated from the actual Captain of the KMS Norge, The King's Royal Yacht, being ill and unable to captain the yacht. Instead, the second in command was the commanding officer and de facto captain for this "deployment" of the yacht. This man, First Officer Julian Brogger, just so happened to be a very close friend of the Crown Prince. First Officer Brogger had served in the Nordic Rangers with the Crown Prince until a serious injury in battle garnered him an impressive decoration for bravery, and a comfortable job as the first officer on the King's yacht. This trip, however, didn't include the King. On board was the Crown Prince, Enoch, his girlfriend, Lady Sophia Anker, and a number of their friends from Norway. All of which enjoyed to drink. The yacht's original destination was Malta, but that changed as they approached the island of Gibraltar.
"Did you know I've never been to the Caribbean?" Sophia had noted to Enoch out of nowhere.
Enoch, who was on his fourth cocktail, turned his head in amazement to his beautiful girlfriend. "You know I... I haven't either... We're going to the Caribbean!" he announced to the rest of the crew and their friends that were on deck. Everyone erupted in a drunken rage of cheers. Enoch rushed to the bridge, tripping several times along the way, to find his friend. Everyone on the bridge stood at attention as the Crown Prince walked in. Enoch, being so incredibly tall, couldn't stand upright and was instead hunched over which made it even harder for him to maintain his balance. The handsome young prince, who was wearing a Royal Navy hat, casually leaned over onto one of the female officers for balance. Her face lit up red like a camp fire as he pointed over to the First Officer.
"Brogger!" he said in a loud and official tone, minus the fact that he was slurring his words. The female officer lightly giggled.
Brogger turned from his charts to face Enoch. He stood at attention and saluted him. "Sir!" he shouted back, doing all he could not to laugh. Believe it or not, he had a few drinks in him, himself.
"Brogger, I've changed my mind. We're going to the Caribbean. Turn us around... Hurry before the Brits see us!" he said, pointing at Gibraltar.
Brogger was tipsy, but not entirely drunk. "But sir... I'm under orders to take you to Malta," he noted.
"Well..." Enoch said, delaying what he had to say as his mind tried to rationalize a defense. "I'm the Grand Admiral of the Royal Navy so... I'm issuing new orders!.. I can do that, right?" the Crown Prince said, turning his head to the fawning female officer who was wrapped under his arm.
"Um... Yes, Your Royal Highness, I think you can," she said, smiling nervously.
Brogger rubbed his face for a moment and nodded, "That's good enough for me!"
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The Spruance-class destroyer following the Royal Yacht was not captained by a drunk friend of the Crown Prince. They relayed the change of course back to the Royal Navy, who surprisingly okay-ed it. Besides the occasional refueling, the perfect whether conditions in the Atlantic would make the journey peaceful, at least for the sailors on the destroyer. The King, Prime Minister, and Council of State were too focused on internal politics to even realize that the Crown Prince was massively of course of where he and his friends were suppose to be going.
Multiple days later, during the night, they were approaching an island. Enoch and several other of his friends were shirtless as they were arm-wrestling on the top deck of the yacht. Waitresses were bring he and his friends, as well as Sophia and her friends, various drinks and simple, yet delicious, foods from the kitchen. While Enoch and his friends tried to showboat in front of their female compatriots, the only real impressive thing about them were their bulging muscles and drunk confidence. It got old eventually, and they went below deck to get ready for bed and watch a movie together. Meanwhile, Enoch and his friends stayed above deck. For the first time in years, the Crown Prince was plastered. As was the commanding officer of the ship, Brogger. The crew didn't know what to do, but as they could see some island in the distance, Enoch got a brilliant idea.
"Hey.. Hey.. HEY!" he yelled to get everyone's attention. Most of his friends and Brogger turned in his direction as the shirtless prince clapped his hands together. "Norway is cold... cold as fuck!" he proclaimed. The men cheered in agreement.
"What if... hey, hey fuck-face listen! John listen to this," he said, pointing to one of his friends who was joking with another. John put up his hands in surrender and listened.
"Okay boys, what if - get this - what if we invaded one of these islands and claimed it for Norway. We're in the Caribbean, it's not cold here. The entire country would love us for it," he said. "Everyone could go vacation to somewhere in Norway that was HOT with sweaty girls!" he said. Everyone burst out laughing as Enoch stood up and looked up into the darkness. It was about eleven at night.
"Brogger - what's that island right there? Who owns it?" Enoch asked as he pointed towards some lights in the open sea.
"Um.." Brogger said, honestly trying to remember the charts from when he started drinking that day. "I think that's... French? Or part of it is?" he said in momentary contemplation. He was right, part of the island was French.
"They'll surrender in ten minutes! Men, group up, we're forming a landing party!" he shouted. The men shouted loudly again in support. It was devised that the landing party would be small. It would consist of Enoch and Brogger, as well as their friend Trond Frost, who was the son of the Prime Minister and another of Enoch's closest friends. They used some grease from the engine room to put war paint on their faces and bare chests, and armed themselves with a bottle of scotch, a broom handle that was painted black with grease, and a Norwegian flag for Enoch to plant on the island. The rest of the men would stay on board in case they needed to act as backup for the landing party. Because they continued to drink, this terrible idea went forward.
The drunk Prince and his friends took one of the life boats and started the motor. They made it to the shore of the island, which was none other than St. Martin. Half of it was indeed French, but they weren't on the French side. The lifeboat landed on one of the most - but not the most - southern parts of the island. It was a small peninsula which had on it the ruins of an an old fort, "Fort Amsterdam". The place was deserted, but there were condos due north of the fort, about 150 meters away. Enoch struggled to read a historical marker which said that it was Fort Amsterdam. He struggled because of the darkness, and because of his intoxication. He hoisted the large Norwegian flag in the air, which was attached to a wooden flag pole, and struck it into the ground.
"I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR THE KING OF NORWAY!" he shouted to the full moon. Brogger and Frost exploded in masculine shouts and hollers as they beat their chests. Enoch gathered some wood from the beach and they started a fall fire outside one of the ruined buildings to warm themselves. The other men from the yacht could see their signal of success, and shouted in joy from the distance. It was midnight at this point, as Enoch took a massive swig from the 50 year-old scotch and looked happily into the fire.
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